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This is a list of the character's quotes for the zombies map Buried.

Abigail "Misty" Briarton[]

"Somehow... I don't think that wound's gonna heal easily."
— At the beginning of the match.


"Aww he's scared."
— After unlocking Arthur


"Shouldn't we be lookin' to explore a little?"
— Said at round 2 and the player is still in processing.


"Hm, is there a connection between this chalk and the question marks?"
— Said after finding wall weapon chalk.


"I get the feeling the only inhabitants are gonna be in the undead variety..."
— Said after entering the town.


"Guess this ain't done yet."
— When finding a crafting table with an unfinished buildable on it.


"Sooner or later' I'm gonna need this."
— When picking up a part.


"Maybe this one's more important."
— When swapping parts.


"This looks right. I think..."
— When adding a part.


"This is just a small part for somethin'... bigger."
— When picking up a part.


"Stulicker is in trouble! Try not to laugh!"
— When seeing Stuhlinger gets swarmed.


"Don't get scared Marly! Just close your eyes if you have to!"
— When seeing Marlton gets swarmed.


"Woo! You been taking lessons Marlton?"
— When seeing Marlton gets a headshot.


"Woah! Marlton's stepping up his game!"
— When seeing Marlton gets a headshot.


"Ooh, did I do something right?"
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy.


"What exactly did I do?"
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy.

"That's payback, fucker!"
— After killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"Little too close for my liking!"
— After killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"You don't get no second chances!"
— After killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"Haha! My favorite shotgun!"
— When buying the Remington 870 MCS off the wall


"Now would be a good time to catch a Max Ammo."
— When low on ammo.


"Hey, player! Switch weapons!"
— When holding an empty weapon, while another one is loaded. Possible reference to one of Tank Dempsey's quotes.

"Juggernog? I always thought was *voice gets deeper* supposed to make you stronger. *a few seconds later, voice gets really deep* Ain't happened yet."
— After drinking Juggernog.


"Damn! This makes me a bit...j-jittery. (Clean Version: removes 'damn')"
— After drinking Speed Cola.


"Ahh! Don't expect much difference, I can already carry more than those jokers."
— After drinking Mule Kick.


"What! No twist of Lime? This song sold me on a lie!"
— After drinking Stamin-up.


"I ain't drinking it for the taste...just the effect!"
— After drinking Double Tap


"May as well drink it. Someone's bound to go down at some point."
— After drinking Quick Revive.


"I'd like to say how sweet that tasted...unfortunately I can't."
— After drinking Vulture Aid


"Is this made from carrots? My mom always told me they help you see in the dark."
— After drinking Vulture Aid

"Hohoh! Nothing says 'fuck you' like a shotgun!"
— When acquiring the M1216 or the S12


"Oh, a Ray Gun! Is this my birthday or something?"
— Upon acquiring a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box


"Did Marlton make this?"
— Upon acquiring the Ray Gun Mark II from the Mystery Box


"Only one this time? Doesn't really matter. I'm still gonna fuck shit up.'"
— Upon acquiring a single Five-Seven from the Mystery Box after previously having the dual-wielded version.

Marlton Johnson[]

"The structural integrity of the earth is barely maintained!"
— At the start of the match.


"It seems that this place was a ghost town long before the tectonic shift."
— Upon entering the town.


"Manual labour may distract me from the utter hopelessness of my situation."
— When barricading a window.


"I'm confident that this facility predates the rift. As such, there may be more to it than meets the eye..."
— At the beginning of round 2. And the player is still in processing


"Ergh, it's okay. Agh, don't worry, I'm not hurt... badly."
— When falling down the hole into the town.


"Ah, it would seem this room has no viable exit."
— After entering Arthur's cell.


"He appears to have cleared an obstacle for us! His destructive power just may prove useful!"
— After Arthur destroys a barricade.


"I myself have something of an intolerance to sugar."
— After picking up Candy.


"I'm not sure if this candy is fit for human consumption..."
— After picking up candy


"Take it. Aheh heh, gentle..."
— When giving Arthur Candy.


"Perhaps this liquor bottle may be useful."
— After picking up Booze.


"I recognise the relationship of cause and effect. And that's "E-ffect" with an "E" as opposed to "A-ffect", as in affectation, something you carry around with you, Russman. Affectation of bravado, yes, I see what you're up to!"
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy


"Such folly plays little role in my decision making."
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy


"I've been seeing chalk outlines of weapons for quite some time, could this be the chalk that creates them?"
— Upon obtaining weapon chalk


"I would feel safer not carrying this around in my pocket. You never know what might happen."
— When depositing money into the bank.


"Evidently, I have no option other than to trust you with this."
— When depositing money into the bank.


"Uh, shouldn't you give me a receipt?"
— When withdrawing money from the bank.

"What is it with you freaks always trying to touch me?!"
— When killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"From the moment you touched me, your fate was sealed!"
— When killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"Will you stop screaming when I'm hitting you!"
— When killing a zombie with a headshot.


"Ah ah ah, no more top shelf purchases for you."
— When shooting a zombie's arm off.


"The dead can't speak, so SHUT UP!"
— Upon killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"They say no good deed goes unpunished; your deed wasn't even good."
— Upon killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"It is rare for me to resort to profanity, but would you please just fuck off!"
— Upon killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"What was that cool thing Stuhlinger said... oh yeah, I am kicking names and taking ass!"
— Upon killing a large amount of zombies.


"Fortune smiles on the brave! And in this case, me too!"
— Upon killing a large amount of zombies.


"Is it wrong to hope that Misty may yet come to my rescue?"
— When surrounded.


"Are we still working as a team? Albeit a reluctant and unlikely one."
— When surrounded.


"Before you ask, no, my legs aren't shaking!"
— When surrounded.


"Your execution was executed with exemplary precision!"
— After getting a headshot


"I am killing Zombies at a rate of 1 every 1.15 seconds!"
— After killing multiple zombies in a row with Headshots


"When you lose your legs, don't come running to me!"
— After making a crawler.


"Just so you know, further action is required if he is to be silenced for good!"
— After making a crawler.


"Help! HELP!"
— While being attacked by Mistress.


"What could a supernatural being possibly want with money?"
— After having points stolen by Mistress.


"I didn't get a look at my assailant, but I think I've been mugged!"
— After having points stolen by Mistress.


"Don't worry Misty! I'll jump in front of them if I have to!"
— When seeing Misty being surrounded.


"MISTY!!!! Don't let them touch your.... uh, nevermind."
— Upon seeing Misty get swarmed.

"I doubt that any of my companions appreciate the true elegance of sniper rifles."
— When buying the M14 or the Colt M16A1.


"Because time is tight, I shall make do with this."
— When buying a weapon of the wall.

"This may be essential to our survival. I hope this fact is lost on Stuhlinger."
— After drinking Quick Revive.


"*Shakes jowls* I am intolerant to sugar and dairy. Hope that neither is an ingredient in this beverage!"
— After drinking Speed Cola.


"Am I to assume that this drink imbues me with load-bearing abilities akin to that of a mule?"
— After drinking Mule Kick.


"*Pinching nose* I do not think I can bear this foul odor much longer!"
— While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.


"I appear to be in the epicenter of this noxious cloud!"
— While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.


"Yes, I am all too aware of the noxious odor emanating from my person."
— While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.


"I fear I will never be able to scrub this wretched stench from my skin!"
— While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.


"Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Horses can and will bite if provoked!"
— After collecting a Vulture-Aid ammo or points packet.


"It's better than nothing, albeit by the tiniest of margins."
— After collecting a Vulture-Aid ammo or points packet.


"Please, make me stronger! That's all I ask!"
— After drinking Juggernog.


"(Chokes then wheezes) Augh, no no no! I think there was a hair in it!"
— After drinking Double Tap.


"Stamina could and should be defined by more than just the ability to sprint for a period of time!"
— After drinking Stamin-up.


"With glasses, my vision is already 20/20. Some birds of prey are thought to posess 20---am I expecting too much?"
— After drinking Vulture-Aid.

"I will not speculate as to the supernatural nature of all this."
— After receiving a Max Ammo


"Fortune smiles on the brave! And the beautiful, and the stupid."
— After receiving a Max Ammo


"I wish we had more rewards based on simple mathematics!"
— After receiving a Double Points.


"Hey, Stuhlinger! Yeah, you see that two with an 'X' next to it? It means TWICE as much!"
— After receiving a Double Points.


"Perhaps we can find a way to trigger such blasts at a time of our own choosing."
— After receiving a Nuke.


"Now's my chance to look good in front of Misty!"
— After receiving an Insta-Kill.


"Alas, my metamorphosis into a killing machine is only temporary."
— After receiving an Insta-Kill.


"Does the phrase 'the least I can do' mean anything to anyone?"
— After receiving a Carpenter.

"One day, when time permits, I will dismantle this intriguing device. How else am I going to unlock its secrets?"
— After receiving the Ray Gun from the box.


"In its prime, the FAL was actually standard military issue for many nations."
— After receiving the FAL from the box.


"Over the years, the FAL has established itself as one of the all-time classic semi-automatic rifles."
— After receiving the FAL from the box.


"Lightweight, air-cooled, gas operated, magazine fed? (whistles) That's quite the feature list!"
— After receiving the Galil from the box.


"The Galil's durability alone makes it an excellent choice!"
— After receiving the Galil from the box.


"If a .50 caliber round from the semi-automatic proves ineffective then we may have bigger problems than previously thought."
— After receiving the Barrett M82A1 from the box.


"Has this undergone adequate testing? I would hate to be used as some kind of guinea pig."
— After receiving the Paralyzer from the box.


"Sixteen round capacity. Four shells and four barrels. This should prove useful I think..."
— After receiving the M1216 from the box.

Samuel Stuhlinger[]

"Huh, we came all this way to look at a big hole in the earth?"
— After the match starts.


"What are all these huge machines? Do they serve some grand purpose?"
— After round 2 starts. (possible reference to Moon's easter egg, Richtofen's Grand scheme)


"Aooooow! Dammit! That hurt! They should put a sign up there!"
— After falling down the hole into the town.


"How come Misty ain't doing this? Don't it count as house work?"
— While repairing a window.


"When in doubt, board up some windows."
— While repairing a window.


"Uuh, if a guy that big is scared? What does that tell you?"
— After opening Arthur's cell.


"Heey big fella, you're not one of the undeads, are ya?"
— After opening Arthur's cell.


"Hey, he broke some shit! Way to go, fella."
— After Arthur destroys a barricade.


"I wonder who left this perfectly good booze here anyway?"
— After picking up booze.


"Not my brand, but I won't say no to a bottle of... pretty much anything."
— After picking up booze.


"This place never looked any better. Power's on now!"
— After turning on the power.


"I'm surprised this place even has electricity in the first place."
— After turning on the power.


"Frankly, I'm kinda surprised this whole place even HAS electricity."
— After turning on the power.


"Ow! What the hell was that?"
— After hitting the ceiling while flying with the Paralyzer.


"Ow, dammit! I just banged my stupid head on a stupid invisible wall!"
— Upon hitting the ceiling while flying with the Paralyzer.


"Can't that big goon do something about these stumpy little bastards?"
— After spotting a crawler while Arthur is free from his cell.


"Maybe I'll lick it every now and then, just for some flavor."
— After picking up candy.


"Wow! Did you see what I did? I didn't!"
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy.


"I'm really not sure what that meant."
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy.


"Aw you little freaks will be in trouble when our friend shows up!"
— After spotting a crawler while Arthur is free from his cell.


"Have I seen this before? Sure looks familiar."
— After building a turbine.


"I know what this is, it's a fuckin' death trap at this point!"
— After building the Trample Steam


"Hey! I found some candy! sweet!"
— After picking up candy.


"Wow, it's still here? I half expected it to be invested in some bullshit scheme!"
— When withdrawing points from the bank.


"Shouldn't you give me something for being a loyal customer? Y'know, a pen, or.. anything?"
— When withdrawing points from the bank.


"What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Huh? Draw my own weapons? Hey, that's not a bad idea."
— After picking up chalk.


"Hey, is this for cutting hair?"
— When finishing the Head Chopper.


"Somebody, anybody, HELP ME!"
— When getting swarmed.


"Let me think this through... ok, I have no idea what to do!"
— When getting swarmed


"Aw, what happened Russman?"
— When seeing Russman gets swarmed.

"Looks like its time for some darn tootin' six shootin'!"
— After receiving the Remington New Model Army from the box.


"Hehey monkey! I'm Samuel. We're gonna be really good friends."
— After receiving the Monkey Bomb from the box.


"Eh, ain't no use to me if it don't come with instructions."
— After receiving the Time Bomb from the box.


"Hey Misty! Wanna see a cool trick with a shotgun? Come here! I'll show ya!"
— After receiving the S12 from the box.


"Everybody loves sniper rifles. And when I mean everybody, I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!"
— Upon receiving a sniper rifle from the Mystery Box.


"This thing's about as useful as a fart in a spacesuit."
— When receiving the DSR 50


"Frankly, I think I stand a better chance using it as a fucking sword."
— Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1


"I mean seriously. Who got up one day and decided to invent this pointless piece of shit?"
— Upon receiving a Ballistic Knife from the box.


"You know I've got to say even after losing my big toe in that mishap, I still really like shotguns."
— Upon receiving a shotgun from the box.


"The Ray Gun Mark II?! Is that like, a sequel to the original?"
— After getting the Ray Gun Mark II


"This looks so awesome, I'm... I'm almost jealous of myself!"
— Upon getting the Ray Gun Mark II


"I don't get it, is it rays... or marks?"
— Upon getting the Ray Gun Mark II


"It's exactly like the other one, but... totally different!"
— Upon getting the Ray Gun Mark II


"Five... seven. Shouldn't there be a 'six' in there somewhere?"
— Upon getting the Five Seven


"Infinite ammo?! That's like one of the things that are too good to be true!"
— Upon receiving the Paralyzer from the Mystery Box.

"I'm the fastest gun there is!"
— While killing zombies with the Remington New Model Army.


"Oh I can't even begin to tell you how much I like this new Ray Gun!"
— Upon killing zombies with the Ray Gun Mark II.


"Hey, hey! This really is an improvement on the original!"
— Upon killing zombies with the Ray Gun Mark II.


"I suppose science is okay for some things, weapons actually."
— Upon killing zombies with the Ray Gun Mark II.


"Now you know what broken feels like!"
— When killing zombies with the Ray Gun Mark II


"Sometimes, you just gotta go with what's closest at hand."
— After buying an off-wall weapon.


"Here's my money!"
— When buying a weapon off the wall


"The box is too much of a gamble for me, I'll make do with this!"
— Upon buying a weapon off of the wall.


"Everybody get down!... Ah, no wait, false alarm."
— When throwing a Time Bomb


"I think the box sold me a dud."
— When throwing a Time Bomb

"Last time I heard something that loud it came from Russman!"
— After receiving a nuke.


"Oh I'm ready to go ten rounds! Um, four at the very least"
— When getting an Insta-Kill.


"Just exactly how much more is double?"
— When getting Double Points.


"Didn't you know? I will fuck you up!"
— When getting an Insta-Kill


"Double Points! Whats that?"
— When getting Double Points.


"Don't question me, I'm a desperate man!"
— When knifing zombies on Insta-Kill


"Why'd you make us wait so long"
— Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Scratch my back, I'll fuckin' snap yours!"
— After killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"Whew! That was a close one alright!"
— After killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"Whew! He was right on my ASSSSSSS!"
— After killing a zombie that recently attacked.


"It was you or me pal, easy question if you ask me."
— After killing a zombie with a knife.


"I won't warn you again... okay maybe one more time."
— When swarmed


"Don't see an easy way out of this one!"
— When swarmed


"Can this day get any worse?"
— When swarmed

"So uh...in what ways does this drink make me mule-like? Oh, it lets me carry more weapons! I was WAY off!"
— After drinking Mule Kick


"Agh, i'll try anything if it helps me stay alive."
— After drinking Juggernog.


"My eyes could do with a little tune-up. I got a lot of dirt in them before."
— After drinking Vulture Aid.


"(screams in disgust) I smell like one of them now!"
— Upon standing in a gas cloud caused by Vulture Aid.


"Something around here stinks! Oh wait, I think it's me."
— Upon standing in a gas cloud caused by Vulture Aid.


"Ugh. I think I'm gettin'...a sugar rush!"
— After drinking Speed Cola


"I hope this rotten stench fades away soon!"
— Upon standing in a gas cloud caused by Vulture Aid.


"Ugh. Root beer? Tastes more like foot beer to me!"
— After drinking Double Tap.


"A little pick-me-up? Eh sure, why not? Eugh! I think I answered my own question."
— After drinking Quick Revive.


"Ahh. What's the bottle say? 'Maximize your performance.' Hmm, I wonder...*giggles* yep!"
— After drinking Stamin-up.

Russman[]

"That's more than just a hole in the ground, that's The Rift."
— After spawning.


"Its a mining operation of some kind. Who knows if they're still operational."
— After seeing mining machines still working.


"Oh mama! Darn near splintered my bones on landing!"
— After sliding down into the Burroughs.


"I wanted a weapon, and you gave me chalk. Am I supposed to draw on myself?"
— After obtaining weapon chalk.


"Now this here's a puzzle, there's question marks where there should be weapons, and now you give me chalk?!"
— After obtaining weapon chalk


"How'd a sweet little place like this come to get buried underground?"
— After dropping into the town area.


"We could just use the key..."
— After seeing Arthur for the first time in a game.


"Hey big guy, there's something you need?"
— After opening the cage of Arthur.


"I'll take it, even though I ain't even thirsty."
— After obtaining some Booze.


"Hmm. I must've missed something somewhere."
— After going to a crafting table without any parts.


"Why am I always bumpin' into things!"
— After hitting his head on the roof by flying with the Paralyzer.


"Hoo hoo! Check out the huge dude!"
— After seeing Arthur for the first time.


"Hey! I found us a key!"
— After obtaining a key.


"This will help us if we run into any locked doors."
— After obtaining a key.


"I'll take the booze! Even though my wild partying days are long gone."
— After obtaining some Booze.


"I'll take the bottle. If worst comes the worst, i can allways break it over someone's head."
— After obtaining some Booze.


"I dont have to work this hard. I'm retired"
— After adding a part.


"That's starting to look familiar... Or is it..."
— After adding the last piece to something.


"My back is killing me right now!"
— After placing down a Trample Steam.


"What exactly happened just now?"
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy.


"Should I be pleased? And if so, why?"
— After receiving a persistent upgrade or performing an action which results in an Achievement/Trophy.


"It may be just a penny, but I'll sure as hell take it!"
— After receiving a money pouch from Vulture-aid.


"What? I can't smell nothing."
— After walking into a gas cloud from Vulture-aid.


"If I get lost, I can just set up camp for the night."
— After seeing the maze.


"I'm taking this for now, but don't be surprised if I throw it off a cliff."
— Upon picking up a Trample Steam.


"Did we just get zapped like we do with the teleporters?"
— After using the Time Bomb. (references the old teleporters that can travel through time)

"That'll shut'em up for a little bit."
— After receiving a nuke.


"Whoever's in charge, keep them ammo drops coming!"
— After receiving a Max Ammo.


"That may be my favorite thing in the whole dumb world."
— After receiving a nuke.


"Double... what? I couldn't hear over all the noise."
— When getting Double Points.


"We got a little help. And when I say little, I mean, REAL little."
— When getting Carpenter

"I'm going to make damn sure you see the errors of your ways!"
— After killing a zombie that hit him (possible reference to "Mob of the Dead").


"This is for... that thing you've done!"
— After killing a zombie that hit him.

"If something is classified as 'high damage', feel free to send it my way."
— After receiving the FAL


"Now I can show that stupid girl exactly how they SHOULD be used!"
— After receiving the M1216


"Alternating fire? Does that mean I hit some and miss others?"
— After receiving the HAMR


"I always thought that older things were better. Maybe this is an exception."
— After receiving the Ray Gun Mark II from the box.


"Now that I got this, I can die a happy man!"
— When getting the War Machine from the Mystery Box.


"Marlton never shuts up about this thing! Can't see what he finds so damn appealing."
— When getting the MTAR from the Mystery Box.

"Shit! Both my guns are empty!"
— After running out of ammo


"I sure hope my other weapon's locked and loaded!"
— After out of ammo and there is ammo for his other weapon.


"Now would be a good time to use my other gun!"
— After noticing he's run out of ammo, and has ammo for his other weapon.


"I need something in a hurry!"
— After buying an off the wall weapon.

"Woah, don't know if helpin' the others matters much to me."
— After drinking Quick Revive.


"Ahh. I feel like I'm seventy-five! It's like I'm young again!"
— After drinking Speed Cola.


"Huh. I still don't know exactly what this is supposed to do."
— After drinking Double Tap.


"Ahh. This don't taste like nothin' at all. Mind you, I can't really taste much of anything."
— After drinking Juggernog.


"Ahh. This thing sure helps with the old...payload."
— After drinking Mule Kick.


"Woah, I thought my runnin' days was over. Maybe I still got the legs for it!"
— After drinking Stamin-Up.


"Hmm. I gotta be honest, my eyesight's never been the best."
— After drinking Vulture Aid.

Ludvig Maxis[]

"The process has begun! Now I can control the Aether's energy! I can, at last, reach Agartha!"
— When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted. This can be a hint to the final DLC zombies map.


"Regretfully, I must inform you that neither the Earth nor its people will survive."
— When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted.


"Once the gate is open I'll be finally reunited with my dearest Samantha!"
— When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted.

"You must follow my instructions without further delay. Please continue."
— At the start of the first round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"I do not wish to seem unsympathetic to your own situation, but you really must proceed with my orders."
— At the start of the second round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"What reason do you have for such disobedience?! Is one of you listening to the wrong advice?"
— At the start of the third round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"I have warned you before, do not listen to the words of others. I had hoped I would not need to warn you again."
— At the start of the fourth round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"I cannot tell you just how much you put at risk by your non-compliance!"
— At the start of the fifth round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.

"Attention, my corporeal friends. You can hear me, yes? Our journey inches ever closer to its conclusion. This location represents the final piece of a puzzle beyond the comprehension of your mortal minds. With your help, we will heal the earth. Energy from the Aether is at its strongest this close to the rift. You must harness this energy in order to power the tower seen from this vantage point. In order to achieve our goal, you must venture beneath the surface. I will endeavor to monitor and advise on your progress, but you must remain vigilant; Richtofen will stop at nothing to achieve his psychotic goals."
— Said at the start of the match.





"My communications are more fractured below ground. It is essential that you find the parts needed—to complete a structure capable of delivering power to the tower above ground."
— Said upon arriving beneath the surface.


"Wait, these gallows are positioned in the optimum location. Find the necessary parts and bring them here."
— Said upon discovering the Gallows.


"Excellent! Continue at pace."
— Said after attaching the first part to the Gallows.


"Two more components are required. Ensure that they are not used to further Richtofen's nefarious goals."
— Said after attaching the second part to the Gallows.


"The structure is almost complete. You are brave warriors, my friends... perhaps braver than those who walked this road before you."
— Said after attaching the third part to the Gallows.


"I am pleased to see that Richtofen has not diverted you from our mutual goal."
— Said after attaching the last part to the Gallows.


"These devices, embedded in the earth, they amplify and project energy. You cannot allow Richtofen to exploit their power. For them to be destroyed, you must find a device capable of projecting a powerful sonic blast."
— Said when a player (other than Stuhlinger) gets near a red orb.


"Oh, you are both imaginative and ingenious!"
— Said when 1 red orb gets destroyed.


"Continue to find and destroy each amplifier."
— Said when 2 red orbs get destroyed.


"Do not allow your pace to falter, there is still much to do."
— Said when 3 red orbs get destroyed.


"I am most pleased to see that the amplifiers are destroyed."
— First quote said when all 4 red orbs are destroyed.


"You must capture the waywood spirit of the lantern. Its power is key to achieving our mission. Brute force may be required to bring it within reach."
— Second quote said after all 4 red orbs are destroyed.


"Good! Now, you must secure the lantern to ensure that it is not used to advance Richtofen's plans..."
— Said when the lantern gets dropped using an explosive.


"The lantern is a vessel for energy—the energy contained within all matter. You must find a method to manipulate the power of the undead. Their energy may provide vital fuel for the lantern."
— First quote said when picking up the lantern.


"Lest you face corruption from the errant energy, you may need help from a soul already bound to this realm."
— Second quote said after picking up the lantern.


"Keep going! The lantern's energy grows ever stronger!"
— When starting fueling the lantern.


"You must ensure the lantern is safe from harm. The energy contained within is essential to illuminate the words of those who came before you. Their wisdom will show you the way."
— Said after completely filling the lantern.


"Though they failed to complete the task, the others left ‘clues’ for those who followed. Only a burst of electricity will have the brute force necessary to release the energy bound to this realm."
— Said after placing the lantern on the symbol on the Gunsmith.


"Follow the wisp. He will show you the way."
— First quote said when making the wisp appear.


"You must stay close! The wisp needs to absorb the energy of the undead."
— Second quote said after making the wisp appear.


"It appears that the trail of the wisp... has eluded you. You must retrace your steps, and try to stay closer!"
— Said when the wisp disappears due to the player who summoned it getting too far away from it.


"No! This... is an unforeseen problem."
— First quote said when the first wisp arrives at the gallows.


"The wisp's life force has been exhausted, but further energy is required."
— Second quote said after the first wisp arrives at the gallows.


"I have to think, I—we need more time."
— Third quote said after the first wisp arrives at the gallows.


"Now that the structure has power, we need only to direct its energy towards the surface. There is a rudimentary control grid somewhere in this cursed place—perhaps... a remnant of its twisted past."
— Said when the second wisp arrives at the gallows.


"We are getting close, my friends."
— First quote said when arriving at the control grid after both wisps have entered the gallows.


"Once calibrated, this control grid will divert our structure's power to the surface."
— Second quote said after arriving at the control grid after both wisps have entered the gallows.


"You must proceed to the fountain in order to set the final chain of events in motion."
— Said after completing the bells step.

Edward Richtofen (Demonic Announcer)[]

"You have to do what I say, Samuel, it really is very important!"
— At the start of the first round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"You need to get the others to do what you tell them. That's what working together is, ah? DO IT!"
— At the start of the second round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"Explain it to them! I don't care if they are talking over you! Just tell them what they HAVE TO DO!"
— At the start of the third round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"Why don't you listen to me... Did I do something wrong, ah? I'm so annoyed, I don't even want to speak to you!"
— At the start of the fourth round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.


"You really are quite pathetic, aren't you? Where would you be without me? Nowhere, that's where! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"
— At the start of the fifth round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg.

"AAHA! Perfect! Un guillotine! Find and bring the parts to this location! Together, we will thwart Maxis! Don't worry, we don't actually need to cut off his head. I was talking metaphorically! Although, decapitations can follow if time permits."
— Said upon discovering the Guillotine.


"Das ist sehr gut (that's very good), little Samuel. I confess that I had worried that your courage might desert you. I love being wrong!"
— Said after attaching the first part to the Guillotine.


"Progress... A GLEAM OF PROGRESS!"
— Said after attaching the second part to the Guillotine.


"You are approaching the climactic moment. Oh it feels good, yah..."
— Said after attaching the third part to the Guillotine.


"Wunderbar! You have done so well. But we are not finished yet. Listen for my helpful advice. I can only apologize if it seems cryptic. I can not see so well from here."
— Said after attaching the last part to the Guillotine.


"Oh, look! Just what we're looking for. Well, almost. They need a little more ‘oomph’ before they will serve our needs. Find the right tool, Samuel! But do it quickly! Your allies may yet choose to follow Maxis!"
— Said after Stuhlinger finds a red orb.


"Ohohoh, look at that! That's perfect. It's bigger, UND BETTER! Find the others - repeat the process!"
— Said when the first red orb gets powered up by the Paralyzer


"There should be a little light floating around. Perhaps some poltergeists resided within."
— Said after powering up the 4th red orb


"Pick up the lantern. I'm sure it is harmless enough, hahahaah."
— Said when the lantern gets dropped using an explosive


"Departed souls leave residual energy in their wake. This energy must be used to fuel the lantern."
— Said when picking up the lantern


"Aha! Ja! It's all so perfect! I advice you to keep it up- oh keep it up! I know I am."
— When starting fuelling the lantern


"Listen carefully, mein freund, now the lantern is full of juicy ghost juiciness.. Oooooohh- you must use its power to show you the way. So sorry, I'm being cryptic again. Basically, I'm telling you to go shine its light on stuff."
— Said after completely filling the lantern


"All this talk of energy is so vague, ja? Ahaha- It's best not to worry about it! Just think of the big ones; positive und negative, North und South, light und dark, good UND EVIL! AHAHAH! Ahahah- anyway, cheer up, it's all good. You just need to smear the right area with some fresh zombie blood, (inhales) so fresh!"
— Said after placing the lantern on the symbol on the Gunsmith


"Maxis calls it a ‘wisp.’ It's really just a ball of life force imprisoned in this place for all eternity! It is probably best not to dwell on what it really is. It will make you so sad, (slight inhale then sob)."
— Said when making the wisp appear


"Kill it! KILL IT NOW! I WANT ITS ENERGY! I MUST HAVE ITS ENERGY!"
— Said when the wisp attaches to a zombie


"Oh, I'm so exhausted after all that excitement. Do me a favor, will you? Be a pal and find the switch to turn it on. Okay, Samuel, I don't want you to get upset or worried, but it seems that somewhere along the way, we accidentally tore a teensy-weensy hole in the fabric of time und space. Like I said, it's nothing to worry about, but you need to cross your own timeline in order to put things right. Just detonate the Time Bomb near the guillotine, and everything will be hunky-dory."
— Said after enough wisp-attached zombies have been killed


"Welcome to your future! Now hurry and find the switch. Ironically enough, we do not have much time."
— Said when entering round infinity


"Whoooh! Now, THAT... was exciting! Ahah."
— Said upon returning from round infinity


"So many puzzles, so many games! Where do they come from, ah? Ooooohhhooohh, that's a ghost. Maxis does this all the time, you know? You're not the first. He will push you as far as he can following his own ridiculous rules, only to cast you aside like used tissues. I won't do that to you, Samuel Stuhlinger, I like you too much! Ahahah. Now be a good boy and run along to the maze."
— Said after adding the switch to the guillotine


"I'm sure it's now just a simple matter of flipping the switches in the correct order."
— Said when arriving in the maze after inserting the switch into the guillotine


"Aah, I'm so proud of you! We are INCHING ever closer to our goal, many inches of inching. Ooh, do you ever wish for something so hard that you think you're going to burst if you don't get it? Ahahah. Well, today all our wishes are going to come true. Just take all your hard-earned pennies along to the fountain."
— Said after completing the maze levers step

"CURSE YOU MAXIS! YOU AND YOUR STUPID GIRL! You're always ruining my fun und games!"
— As a zombie


"I have been trapped for all eternity! Do you have any idea how long that is?"
— As a zombie


"Nein! It cannot be like this forever, there has to be a way to break the cycle!"
— As a zombie


"What? Oh, nein! This is disgusting! This is not how this was supposed to turn out!"
— As a zombie


"I'm trapped! I'm rotting! I'm HUNGRY!!!"
— As a zombie


"It's like you're not even listening to me anymore..."
— As a zombie


"Help me, Samuel! I was always a good friend to you, wasn't I?"
— As a zombie


"Agh! The bodies are so filthy! So dirty! So shtinky! Ahah! Would it kill you to stop eating brains and take a shower?! It's horrible!"
— As a zombie

Ghost[]

"You will stay forever..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"This is my house..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"You do not belong here..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"Don't be alarmed!"
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"You know we are here!"
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"The house is a shadow of its former glory."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"Can you feel my presence?"
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"No one can help you..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"You should leave!"
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"What do you want?"
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"This house holds many secrets..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"So many souls trapped forever..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"Look behind you..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"I'm The Lady of the House..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.
"I can see you..."
— When watching the survivors from the mansion.


Multiple Characters[]

Short conversations spoken by multiple characters at any given moment.

"Samuel? Samuel Stuhlinger?"
— Richtofen
"What? Oh no, not again!"
— Samuel
"Calm yourself Samuel. We're all friends here, are we not?"
— Richtofen
"Uhhh, not really. Me and Russman are buddies but uh, I hate that girl with a passion."
— Samuel
"We have no time for such petty rivalries, mein freund. I fear that Maxis may manipulate your companions into following his orders! He can be a very convincing liar. I know this firsthand. For now you must focus on only gaining control of the tower above ground. It is more important than you can possibly imagine!"
— Richtofen
"Sooo... no pressure then?"
— Samuel
"The components necessary to build an energy conduit to power the tower can all be sourced from this location. When you find them, you must ensure that they are not used to help Maxis!"
— Richtofen


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