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This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

Sarah Michelle GellarEdit

Beginning of the matchEdit

"Power's out... at least it's not snowing. Heh heh heh."
— After starting a match.
"I wonder what happened to poor George."
— After starting a match.
"Fuse must have blown, better go see if we can find a new one."
— After starting a match.

RoundsEdit

"Is it over?"
— When reaching Round 5
"I guess this isn't over.."
— When reaching Round 10
"Wow, I´m surprised we've lasted this long"
— When reaching Round 20
"This is INSANE!"
— When reaching Round 35
"Someone might be che-e-e-ating."
— Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

ZombiesEdit

"Zombies aren't really my thing."
— Randomly, possibly references her television role as the titular protagonist of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Oh, I think I broke you!"
— After killing a Zombie.
"I warned you!"
— After killing a Zombie.
"Cleanup on aisle four!"
— Sarah after killing zombie that hurt her
"Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late."
— After Getting a Headshot.
"Hey, I'm pretty good at this."
— After getting a headshot on a Zombie.
"Just needed a woman's touch."
— After killing a Zombie.
"Farewell zombie, I barely knew ya'."
— After killing a zombie.
"This can't be fun for you."
— Killing an Zombie
"Like fireworks on the fourth of July but with blood and stuff."
— Killing a group of Zombies
"I'm Sara-ah!"
— After knifing a zombie

WeaponsEdit

"No bullets? What evs, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."
— When out of ammunition.
"C'mon zombies, I'll take you on with my bare hands."
— When out of ammunition.
"Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."
— When out of ammunition.
"I'm out, like completely out."
— When out of ammunition.
"Empty, not good!"
— When out of ammunition.
"No bullets? No chance."
— When out of ammunition.
"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."
— When out of ammunition.
"I'll no-scope sons of bitches if I have to."
— Upon getting the M14 off the wall.
"No more miss nice gal."
— After buying an Olympia.
"Do I look like a sniper to you?"
— After getting a Sniper rifle.
"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"
— After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)
"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"
— After getting a SMG.
"SMG? This must be for me."
— Upon getting a SMG.
"Hey zombies, I got something for you!"
— After getting a V-R11
"Ray Gun kicks ass!"
— When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun
"Big bada boom."
— Upon getting the LAW from the box.

Mystery BoxEdit

"Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"
— After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.
"Where the hell did it go?"
— After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.
"Good job box keep up the good work."
— Said when getting a Ray Gun from the box
"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"
— Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.

"There's a fine line between life & death, this will help them cross it"

— Upon recieving a decent weapon from the box

Pack-a-PunchEdit

"Hey, what's that symbol on the machine... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."
— When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun. (A reference to the two depictions of the Ray Gun on the top of the Pack-A-Punch Machine.)

George A. RomeroEdit

"Okay George, take it easy."
— When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.
"I really hope he doesn't come back."
— Said after killing George
"Uhh, zombie George is back!"
— When George respawns
"I think he's getting weaker! Look at the light!"
— Said when in the process of killing George
"Oh no, here we go."
— When George spawns

Easter EggEdit

"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while we're busy fighting zombies."
— First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.
"Little half domes? Not exactly specific, but I'll see what I can do."
— Second reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.
"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"
— Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.
"I think that says you got the bottle."
— When the crew receives the vodka.
"You guys get your, thing, okay?"
— When the crew receives the golden rod.

Downed/Revived/HurtEdit

"Back in the fight."
— After being revived
"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait... other way around."
— After being revived.
"Couldn't live without me, could ya?"
— After being revived
"Well that was kinda' embarrassing."
— After being revived
"Hello?! Can someone help a woman in need here?"
— After being downed
"Guys,...I'm in a little bit of trouble here!"
— After being downed
"How close do you need to get?"
— After being hit by a Zombie.
"What are you, a paparazzi?"
— After being hit by a Zombie.

Cold WaterEdit

"Getting frostbite was so not on my list of things to do today!"
— When freezing in water.
"This water is freezing!"
— When freezing in water.
"I really didn't dress for the cold..."
— When freezing in water.
"Hello? Girl in the ice here! Girl in the ice!"
— When frozen in water.

InteractiveEdit

" Go, Danny, go!"
— When Sarah watches Danny Trejo take the Flinger
"You've been Trejo'd sucker!"
— After watching Danny Trejo get a knife kill
"Sock it to 'em, Danny!"
— After witnessing multiple kills from Danny Trejo
"Keep poppin' those dead heads, Danny."
— After witnessing multiple kills by Danny Trejo
"We have to save that tattoo!"
— When Danny Trejo is downed
"Danny's nearly zombie food!"
— After Danny is downed
"Hang in there, Danny!"
— When Danny Trejo is surrounded by zombies
"Got lucky there, Rooker. First time for everything."
— After seeing Michael Rooker get a headshot
"I'd let them eat you if we weren't so screwed!"
— After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded
"Ha! (Sarcastic) A big, tough Southern boy like you needing help?"
— After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded
"Rooker! Get back here and finish the job!"
— After Michael Rooker makes a crawler
"Um, you left the bit that bites!"
— After Rooker makes a crawler
" (In a snobby tone) Later, Rooker."
— When Sarah watches Michael Rooker take the Flinger
" (In a worried tone) Try to not land on your face!"
— When she watches Robert Englund take the Flinger

WeatherEdit

"At least there's a break in the weather."
— After the weather returns to normal.
"Maybe now we can see a way out."
— After the weather returns to normal.
"Fogs getting worse again."
— After the fog starts to set in.
"I am so not dressed for the cold!"
— Reaction to the weather.

Perk-a-ColaEdit

"Sweet and sour! I'm sweet and the drink's sour."
— After drinking Stamin-Up
"First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."
— After receiving Juggernog.
"Uh... eh... kind of got a fishy taste to it."
— After receiving Quick Revive.
"Ugh, did I seriously pay money to taste that?"
— After receiving Speed Cola.
"I'm not sure we should be drinking this."
— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer
"This tastes like prunes.... old prunes."
— After receiving PhD Flopper.
"This tastes great! What does it do?"
— After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.
"Hmmmm...I like this! What does it do?"
— After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

FlingerEdit

"Hey, I can see my house from here."
— From using the Flinger.
"I feel like a BIRD!"
— While using the Flinger.

ZiplineEdit

"Look out below!"
— While riding the Zipline.
"Coming through!"
— While riding the Zipline.
"Hey zombies, I'm up here"
— While riding the Zipline.

Power-UpsEdit

"Yeah!"
— After receiving a Nuke.
"This thing's bigger than me!"
— After receiving a Death Machine.
"Don't think I'm only excited because of a sale."
— After getting Fire Sale
"Cheap guns. God bless America!"
— After getting Fire Sale
"Double points, double joy!"
— Upon getting Double Points.
"Juice me, baby!"
— After getting max ammo.
"Nice! A little home improvement."
— After getting Carpenter.

MiscellaneousEdit

"Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"
— Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.
"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"
— Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.
"Music, huh?"
— When activating the last rock for the hidden song.

Robert EnglundEdit

Beginning of the matchEdit

"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."
— Said in the beginning of the match.
"I think we lost our director.....and the power."
— Said in the beginning of the match.
"Anyone else feel a little confused?"
— Said in the beginning of the match.
"Should we.. maybe.. call someone?"
— Said in the beginning of the match.
"You know if this is a joke George, it's not very funny."
— Said in the beginning of the match.

RoundsEdit

"So, did we win? Hm?"
— Reaching Round 5
"It's over.. It's finally over!"
— Reaching Round 10
"This has gotta be the end!"
— Reaching Round 20
"I get the feeling we're never going home."
— Reaching Round 35
"Is it luck? Skill? OR SOMETHING ELSE!?"
— Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/mods to get to incredibly high rounds.

ZombiesEdit

"You're grounded, dude!"
— After making a crawler
"That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now."
— When George gets into water.
"Where's my glove when I need it?"
— When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)
"Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!"
— Killing a zombie that hurt him (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)
"Keep coming! Keep dying!"
— After multiple kills.
"You saw that? HA! You wish you saw that!"
— Getting a headshot.
"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"
— Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.
"Not fair! Who said you could run?!"
— Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.
"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"
— When scoring multiple kills.
"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"
— Said after multiple kills. (A reference to his character Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street)
"Call zombie casting. We're gonna need more extras."
— After getting multiple kills in a row
"Slice them and dice them.. oh, reminds me of a movie."
— Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)
"Yeah! Remember me?! I know how to slash!"
— Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)
"Yuck! *short pause* A face, only a mother would love."
— After killing a zombie with a headshot. (Possible reference to Freddy Vs. Jason)
"Ow, ow, that hurt! A lot!"
— When electrocuted by George or a zombie
"I feel like I licked a battery."
— After being electrocuted
"BZZTZZTZZTZZTZZTZZ, Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
— After being electrocuted

Mystery BoxEdit

"Appears in Vegas, disappears in Vegas... I feel like I'm in Vegas!"
— Getting a Teddy Bear.
"Laugh all you want but I WILL FIND YOU!"
— after getting a teddy bear
"Can I at least get a refund?"
— Getting a teddy bear.
"You DO know you're sending me to my death don't you?"
— Trying to open the Mystery Box without the required amount of points.

WeaponsEdit

"I heard these were perfect for beginners."
— Receiving the M72 LAW or the China Lake from the Mystery Box.
"Say hello to my big fat friend."
— After getting the Death Machine. (Reference to the movie Scarface.)
"Haha! Did I win the Raffle!?"
— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2
"Now WHY would I need a Waffle-Maker at a time LIKE THIS?"
— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2
"A strange device for sure, (whispers) guess I should be used to it by now."
— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2.
"Oh my!.... Does this come with a manual?"
— Getting the Scavenger
"(Giggles) think you got me beat zombies? THINK AGAIN!"
— Getting the Scavenger
"Things get desperate, can always wack 'em in the face.."
— Getting the Scavenger
"(Whistles) Here zombies! Care to stumble clumsily this way?"
— After planting a claymore.
"Ready for a surprise? No? Eh, me neither."
— After planting a claymore.
"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"
— Getting a sniper.
"Hmmm.. I expect there may be more to you, then meets the eye."
— Getting a Matryoshka Doll. (Reference to the film Transformers.)
"Why not just give me a potato gun?!"
— After getting a CZ75 or Python.
"I'm struggling with these, I really am!"
— Getting a Dual CZ75
"I've always been more of a one-hand guy."
— Getting a Dual CZ75
"What do I do if I get an itch??"
— Getting a Dual CZ75
"Question... how do I reload?"
— Getting a Dual CZ75
"(Said in quiet and very evil tone) I would be happy to keep my distance."
— Getting a sniper.
"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilating Gizmo?""
— Getting a SMG.
"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"
— Upon receiving the Sickle.
"Is this thing even sharp-- OUCH! Yes, yes!"
— After getting a Ballistic Knife.
"It's heavy... is that a good thing?"
— After getting an LMG or FN FAL.
"I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"
— After getting a Ray Gun.
"An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?"
— After buying a submachine gun (referring to Sarah Michelle Gellar's initials).
"Who comes up with these things?"
— After getting Matryoshka Dolls
"RPK! My favorite!"
— When he gets an RPK from the box.
"Oh sure.. pick on the nice guy."
— After getting a weaker weapon.

Ammo Edit

"What, am I supposed to fight bare-handed? Should I take my shirt off too?"
— When running out of ammo.
"Uh oh, that's not a good sign."
— When running out of ammo.
"Is there an ammo store around here?"
— when running out of ammo.
"Uh, my ammo situation is less than ideal in fact IT SUCKS!"
— When running out of ammo.
"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"
— When out of ammo.
"Last clip, this does NOT look good."
— When running out of ammo.
"*ahem* Pardon? Uh, could we get a runner to get us some more ammo?"
— When out of ammo.
"You know how much ammo I got? One less than one!"
— When out of ammo.

Pack-A-PunchEdit

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... well, that and a zombie trying to bite your balls off."
— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch(Possible reference to Freddy vs Jason)
"Welcome to my world zombies!"
— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch(Another reference to A Nightmare On Elm Street)
"Better! Much better I think... let's go try it out! "
— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch
"And to think I turned down the Royal Shakespeare company for this."
— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch
"I'd like a large decaf please. "
— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish

Perk-A-ColaEdit

"(Knocking sound) Anything that makes me harder to kill, okay by me."
— After drinking Juggernog.
"(Chokes slightly) Ugh, I think there was a hair in that."
— After drinking Speed Cola.
"Ugh, all I taste is chemicals."
— After drinking PhD Flopper.
"Hmm.... that's pretty good root beer!"
— After drinking Double Tap.
"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"
— After drinking Quick Revive.
"So this will make me run? Not to the men's room, I hope."
— After drinking Stamin-Up
"A taste of sweetness in this bitter, bitter world."
— After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.

ZiplineEdit

"How do I STOP!!??"
— Using the Zipline.
"I know for a fact this place has NEVER had a full safety inspection!"
— Using the Zipline
"Try not to die. Try NOT TO DIE!"
— Using the Zipline
"Ah, the majesty of flight."
— Using the Flinger
"Shit!... How am I gonna land?"
— Using the Flinger
"I feel the wind, beneath my wings..."
— Using the Flinger

WaterEdit

"Well, at least it's not fire."
— When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Krueger's weakness.)
"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"
— Said when in the water too long.
"This is so c..c..cold..COLD"
— When freezing in water
"This is fa-fa-freezing."
— After walking in water.
"Please help! I don't wanna freeze to death!"
— When he becomes frozen in water
"Help meeeeeeeeee!"
— When frozen in water

WeatherEdit

"Ah, that's better... we can finally see. Eh,... kinda liked it better when we couldn't."
— When weather clears up.
"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."
— When weather clears up.
"Well, the storm has passed... (very quietly) for now."
— When the blizzard starts.

Downed/Hurt/RevivedEdit

"Guys something went wrong here! I'm on the floor!"
— When downed.
"No one started eating me yet but that could change!"
— When downed.
"I'll do the same for you one day, if we live long enough."
— When revived.
"I swear.. I could see a tunnel.. and then there was a light."
— When revived.
"Don't let them eat me! PLEEEEEASE!"
— When downed.
"Woooh... I thought I'd never wake up."
— When revived. (Another reference to Nightmare on Elm Street.)
"(Laughs) I'm glad you came along when you did!"
— When revived
"Well... at least I know I'm back for the sequel."
— Upon getting revived.

Power-UpsEdit

"Man and death machine!"
— After receiving a Death Machine.
"(slight giggle) Well, this is a special occasion!"
— After receiving a Death Machine.
"Not a moment too soon!"
— After receiving Max Ammo.
"I am the bringer of DEATH!"
— After getting Insta-kill.
"Hey props! Prop department! You just saved my life! Thank you."
— After receiving a Max Ammo.
"Who did that? Was tha-? Was that us?"
— After getting a Nuke
"Cool! I mean, as long as it doesn't burn my face."
— After getting a Nuke. (Another reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)

InteractiveEdit

"I'll wave to you, Mike."
— When Michael Rooker is about to take the Flinger
"Try to land on a big group of 'em, Trejo."
— Said when Danny Trejo takes the Flinger
"(Sarcastic) Sorry, Trejo. Accident."
— When Englund sets off the Flinger and Trejo is launched
"Try flappin' your arms, Trejo!"
— When Danny Trejo takes the Flinger

MiscellaneousEdit

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"
— After finding the hidden song.
"This, is my REWARD?!"
— After finding the hidden song.
"Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"
— When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money.
"C'mo-c'mo-c'mon, how much?"
— When attempting to buy a door with a minimum amount of points

Danny TrejoEdit

Beginning of the matchEdit

"That was no ordinary storm...THAT was Cucuy."
— Starting of a match
"Evil walks among us. It took George, and it'll try to take us too"
— Starting of a match
"Unless we figure out how to get the power back on, we won't live to see daybreak."
— Starting of a match

ZombiesEdit

"El pan de los muertos (dead's bread)."
— Upon getting multiple kills, it's a reference to the traditional mexican bread on "día de muertos" (Day of the Dead)
"Them sound like fightin' words."
— Upon getting a kill or multiple kills
"You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."
— Upon getting a headshot (a reference to the movie Predator, which Danny Trejo was in the 2010 sequel).
"I'm tired of your noise, little man!"
— Upon killing a crawler
"You wanna keep taking a beating?"
— Said when killing a zombie
"You think I'm scared? Haha."
— After killing multiple zombies
"I fucking broke you!"
— Upon getting a kill.
"Vamos a bailar! (Let's dance!)"
— Upon getting multiple kills.
"Haha Vandalos muertos! (Dead thiefs!)"
— Upon getting multiple kills

"Shit, I'ts like Soledad (Prison) all over again"
— When being chased / surronded by a large group of zombies.

"I'll walk right through you"
— After getting a knife kill during Insta-kill

"I'll stare you down chivala"
— After getting multiple kills

RoundsEdit

"That wasn't so bad.."
— Reaching Round 5.
"FUCK YOU, Cucuy!"
— Reaching Round 10.
"You zombies tired yet?"
— Reaching Round 20.
"Shit.. this is one loooooong day."
— Reaching Round 35.
"Guess we're the last men standing, huh?"
— Reaching Round 50.

WeaponsEdit

"Now this is the kind of shit we need."
— When buying an SMG
"This shit legal?"
— When obtaining a Crossbow, M72LAW or China Lake.
"I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."
— Out of ammo.
"An empty gun is no use to anyone."
— Low Ammo.
"I ain't got nothing left."
— Out of ammo.
"No ammo!"
— Out of ammo.
"Those son-of-bitches are going down."
— Buying an SMG.
"Chamber's empty."
— Switching to an empty weapon.
"Shit, I got no ammo."
— Holding an empty weapon.
"I'm about to tear these fools apart."
— Buying an SMG.
"Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."
— Buying an SMG.
"I'll give these fools the education they never had."
— Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box
"I'm going to punish these zombies."
— After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box
"I don't even know what this is!"
— After getting a V-R11.

"I'ts shit like this thats gonna save our lives"
— After getting an assault rifle from the box

"Being scared won't help, having this will"
— After getting an assault rifle from the box

"Good against one, but not against many"
— After getting a sniper rifle from the box

Pack-a-PunchEdit

"What a crazy day.. game inside a movie inside a game.. fuck! I don't know.."
— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish. This is a reference to the fact that the setting for Call of the Dead is a movie set and that they are in a game: Call of Duty: Black Ops. "...inside a movie inside a game."
"You got 10 seconds to give me back my gun machine...10...9..8..7.. believe me you don´t want me to get to zero."
— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
"If I live through this, I´m gonna get this Machine tattooed on my back."
— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
"This is a piece of fuckin' machinery right here."
— After getting a Pack-a-Punch'd weapon.

George A. RomeroEdit

"It's working! He's calming down."
— When luring George into the water.

Downed/Revived/HurtEdit

"Gaaaaahhh!"
— When hit by an electrocuted zombie
"No one zaps me!"
— Upon being hit by a zombie who was electrocuted by George
"You're gonna regret that!"
— Upon being hit by an electrocuted zombie
"I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."
— Upon being revived
"Gracias Carnal (Thanks bro!)"
— Upon Being Revived

Power-upsEdit

"Orale (All right)."
— When Getting Max Ammo.
"Double points? What is this shit?"
— After getting a Double Points.
"Who you talking to?"
— When Getting Nuke
"Whoa man that was crazy!"
— After getting a Nuke
"Holy shit!"
— After getting a Nuke
"Cucuy is talking to us"
— Upon getting an Insta-kill

FlingerEdit

"You're like an angel, Sarah!"
— Said when seeing Sarah taking the Flinger.
"Reach for the stars, Englund! Hahaha!"
— Said when seeing Englund taking the Flinger.
"Coming in hot!"
— Said when using the Flinger.
"Hey! Expect a bumpy landing fool!"
— Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.
"Can dead people fly!?"
— Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.
"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
— Said when taking the Flinger.

ZiplineEdit

"Can't Touch Me Now Fools Hahaha!"
— When Riding Zipline

WaterEdit

"Can't survive long in this water!"
— When standing in the water too long
"Man, this will freeze your huevos (balls) right off."
— When freezing in water.
"I ain't used to this cold."
— When freezing in water.

WeatherEdit

"Fogs rolling in again."
— When weather becomes foggy.
"There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."
— When weather clears up.
"I'm telling ya, it's Cucuy's work for sure!"
— When the weather becomes foggy
"Storms clearing, who knows for how long. Let's get moving."
— When weather clears up.

Perk-a-ColaEdit

"Ack! This tastes like fish!"
— After drinking Quick Revive.
"I'm pretty strong already."
— After buying Juggernog.
"Is This Poison Cucuy? (Mexican Version of The Boogey Man)"
— When buying PhD Flopper.
"This shit gonna make faster, I ain't gonna complain."
— When buying Speed Cola.

"Is this supposed to make me an athlete? Shit, I've been running half my life"
— After buying Stamin-up

InteractiveEdit

"Nice shootin', girl!"
— When Sarah gets a headshot

"At least Sarah can handle herself."
— When Sarah gets a headshot

"Shit! That's pretty good, girl!"
— When Sarah gets a headshot

"When'd you learn how to shoot so good?"
— When Sarah gets a headshot

"Hey Englund, Sarah's twice the man you are! (Laughs) She's got bigger nuts."
— When Sarah gets a headshot

"We'll make a man out of you yet, Englund! (Laughs)"
— When Englund gets a headshot

MiscellaneousEdit

"Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."
— Said when collecting the last rock
"I need to find more pesos."
— When trying to buy with insufficient points.
"You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."
— When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money
"Not Enough? CHINGAO! (Damn!)"
— When trying to buy with insufficient points.
"FUCK YOU CUCUY!"
— Randomly.

Michael RookerEdit

Beginning of the matchEdit

"As much as it pains me to say it, I think George has gone to lunch. If ya' know what I mean."
— Beginning of the match
"Doesn't look like this storm is lettin' up. Nobody's comin' to help us."
— Beginning of the match
"I think the storm blew out the power. Best get to fixing it."
— Upon the beginning of a match.

ZombiesEdit

Close RangeEdit

"Dumb as a post, dead as a doornail!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"Ha ha! Oh yeah, baby, you been ridden hard and hung up wet!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"Y'all are barking up the wrong tree, now!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"If brains were leather, you wouldn't have enough to saddle a june bug, boy!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"That's close enough, ugly!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"If I say you're dead, you really oughtta just lay down."
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

HeadshotEdit

"Let's see you run like a chicken with its head cut off."
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"Oh yeah, I'm a crack shot!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"H-h-hey, I'm just havin' fun, boy!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"Ain't no harm done!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"Your damn brain ought to have a little bit more room to breathe."
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"Well, didn't you get beat with a big ol' ugly stick."
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"You are so damn buck-toothed, you could eat corn on the cob through a keyhole!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"You're out for the count, zombie!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"That one ain't gettin' up anytime soon!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
"Woo-hoo, yeah, ha ha ha ha!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

LimbshotEdit

"Ah, ha-ha! You're learning something about loss, are ya?"
— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.
"Brother, I know how it feels to lose a hand."
— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off. (Referencing The Walking Dead)
"I just blew off your girlfriend!"
— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.
"Look at the bright side, I just saved you money on gloves!"
— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.
"Well, looks like you ain't gonna be answering any questions in class."
— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.

RevengeEdit

"Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
"You done bit off more than you could chew now, boy."
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
"Yeah, you just got your ass kicked, didn't ya?"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
"I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
"Close enough, meathead!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

Multiple killsEdit

"Oh yeah, how's that for Southern hospitality?"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Is that all you dumbasses got? Come on, bring it on!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"If y'all can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Don't you mess with me, I'm tougher than a tomcat with no balls."
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"I am busier than a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Y'all've gone and signed your own death warrant."
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"*laughs* Y'all don't come back now, y'here?"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Good God, I could do this shit all day long!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Ain't you gettin' tired of dying yet, zombies?"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Yeah, gettin' a little big for your britches, weren't ya?"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"I'm gonna go through ya like grass through a goose."
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Ya think your mama's gonna be proud?"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"God-doggit, you guys are dumber than a bag of rocks!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"Shit happens, huh? Started counting your chickens 'fore they hatched, didn't ya?"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.

SprintersEdit

"Go ahead, run all you want. You'll just die tired."
— Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.
"Hey boy, why you in such a hurry?"
— Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.
"I call bullshit on that, zombies don't run!"
— Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.

ElectricEdit

"Damn, y'all ain't the regular zombies, are ya?"
— Upon seeing an electric zombie.
"Yup, looks like they got just a little bit more pep."
— Upon seeing an electric zombie.
"You electric bastards better not come near me!"
— Upon seeing an electric zombie.
"Get the hell back off me, you sparky sons of bitches!"
— Upon seeing an electric zombie.

CrawlerEdit

"Look at you, you ain't but knee-highed or grasshopper."
— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
"You went off a little half-cocked!"
— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
"Hell, you look like something the dog's been keeping under the house."
— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
"He's halfway to hell, now."
— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
"Still some meat on them bones."
— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
"Sonny boy, you let your mouth overload your butt!"
— Upon killing a legless zombie.
"I think it's high time you had a nap, stumpy!"
— Upon killing a legless zombie.
"Get your face where it belongs, in the dirt!"
— Upon killing a legless zombie.
"Eatin' off the floor is bad manners."
— Upon killing a legless zombie.
"While you were just layin' there like a bump on a log."
— Upon killing a legless zombie.
"Get the hell off me, you scum-sucking pig-vermin!"
— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
"I don't take kindly to your bitin', zombie."
— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
"Why don't you just crawl away and die?"
— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
"You're chewing on the wrong foot there, son."
— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
"There ain't much meat on my ankle, flesh-boy."
— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.

KnifeEdit

"You are uglier than the east end of a horse headed west!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
"You could make a preacher cuss!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
"I reckon you're just about done!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
"I warned you, didn't I?"
— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
"And stay down!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
"You stay quiet now, y'hear?"
— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

SickleEdit

"Keep bleedin'."
— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
"Boy, you get to sit this one out."
— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
"You are pissin' me off."
— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
"Your part just got cut."
— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
"Batter up!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.

ExplosiveEdit

"Oh hell yeah! Now that was more than a couple of cherry bombs!"
— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
"Oh hell yeah! You just got lit up like the fourth of July!"
— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
"Oh yeah, zombies go boom!"
— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
"Hey boy, y'all got insurance?"
— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
"Woo-hoo, yeah! Ain't gonna be much left after that!"
— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.

ClaymoreEdit

"Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how's your garden grow? Ha ha ha, with explosives, sucker!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.
"Oh yeah, I'll just leave this right here."
— Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.
"Come on now, ya meatheads, come on, come and get it."
— Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.

Ray GunEdit

"I like this shit, it's like a damn laser show! Holy mother of goodness, goddamn shit! I like it!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"This damn gun's from the future, a future you ain't gonna see!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"Eat it, meathead!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"Saved-uh, your ass has been vaporized-uh!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"Take it and die."
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

Matryoshka DollEdit

"*laughs* Sic 'em, boy!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.
"Go get 'em, doll face!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.
"Alright now, better do me some good, little man!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.

ScavengerEdit

"You're gonna blow... Now! *laughs*"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.
"Time is a-ticking."
— Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.
"Down and out!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.

V-R11Edit

"I hope you got some quick feet, boy."
— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
"Look at him go."
— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
"Yeah, they're on him like flies on shit, look at him go."
— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
"Go, now get him zombies, eat him up."
— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
"Don't run this way, you ain't got no friends here!"
— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.

Wunderwaffe DG-2Edit

"You guys just got yo asses zapped-uh!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"Woo-hoo, yeah! I'm happier than a dog with 2 Peters!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"I gotta be honest with ya, I really enjoyed that."
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

SurroundedEdit

"They're on me like stink on a pole cat."
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"I am looking at a whole lot of ugly!"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Damn, you guys are meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes!"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Ahh... yup. I think I'm looking at a major ass-kicking here."
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Shit, ain't you a big family."
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil-uh!"
— Upon becoming surrounded. A reference to Psalms 23:4, a passage in the Bible.
"Ah, yeah. I'm as nervous as a rooster in a henhouse here."
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"You guys sure looking hungry right now."
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Dammit man, they're on me like white on rice!"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Damn it, am I the only one still kicking?"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Looks like I got myself in quite a pickle, here!"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Y'all really should say grace before supper."
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Back your asses off, now, y'all hear?"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"You think you're tough, just 'cause your friends are here?"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Can I get some help? I'm looking at wall to wall uglies, y'all!"
— Upon becoming surrounded.
"Much as it pains me to admit, I could use a little assistance!"
— Upon becoming surrounded.

RoundsEdit

"Now that's how you do this shit!"
— Upon reaching round 5.
"Oh hell yeah. I think I'm ready for more, now!"
— Upon reaching round 10.
"Shit! We breakin' records yet?"
— Upon reaching round 20.
"Damn, y'all! This is going on longer than most wars!"
— Upon reaching round 35.
"Hell, yeah! Somebody needs the air a little bit! Special, I'm a gamer, yeah."
— Upon reaching round 50.

AmmoEdit

"Oh, no guys, I'm a little out of ammo, here."
— When low on ammo.
"I've got less than five shots."
— When low on ammo.
"I'm just gonna have to start using my bare hands in a minute."
— When low on ammo.
"I'm gonna be deader than a doornail if I don't get some more ammo, here."
— When low on ammo.
"I'm gonna have to make every one of these count."
— When low on ammo.
"These guns ain't worth shit without ammo."
— When out of ammo.
"Color me stupid, I'm out of ammo."
— When out of ammo.
"Things ain't lookin' too good, folks."
— When out of ammo.
"I'm gonna have to be slicker than an eel if I wanna get myself some more ammo."
— When out of ammo.
"Circle the wagons, friends, I am completely out of ammo."
— When out of ammo.

WeaponsEdit

"Yeah, let's watch 'em run like a scalded dog!"
— Upon buying an getting Rifle.
"Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, well don't that just beat all?"
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"Yo baby, I got myself a Machine gun."
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"Lookie here."
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"Well, if that don't put pepper in the gumbo."
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"This equipped with armour pissing rounds? You know, for hunting?"
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"I will deliver us from evil! Saved, brother!"
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"I am a zombie killing machine!"
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"It be hunting season, my man."
— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
"Oh, hell yes. This'll cut through 'em like butter."
— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
"Yeah, that's right, it's a gun... for self-defense. Obviously."
— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
"How come we have to pay for this? Huh? Just don't make no sense."
— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
"Oh, I think I know how to handle one of these, thank you."
— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
"Well, I prefer something a little heavier. Yeah, but this ain't too shabby."
— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
"Good thing I can shoot the ball hairs off a dog."
— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
"Those things get any closer, I ain't gonna have a snowballs chance in hell."
— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
"Come on, y'all bitches, let's go hunting."
— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
"I was hoping for something with a little bit more kick to it. You know what I mean?"
— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
"If life gives you lemons, you throw lemons at 'em! Idiot!"
— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
"I reckon I got's to find myself a hidin' place."
— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
"Straight to the zombie-killing point, boys."
— Upon getting a Shotgun.
"Zombies, I'm gonna put you down for good."
— Upon getting a Shotgun.
"Alright ladies, time to go hunting."
— Upon getting a Shotgun.
"I'm just not in a good mood, as this shotgun of mine's about to demonstrate."
— Upon getting a Shotgun.
"Oh, I got the goods... right here, my friend."
— Upon getting a Shotgun.
"Time to put up or shut up."
— Upon getting a Shotgun.
"This is gonna wake the neighbors! *laughs* Yeah!"
— Upon getting a Shotgun.
"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."
— Getting a LMG.
"Oh hell yeah, I got me some explosives now!"
— Upon getting an explosive weapon.
"If in doubt, blow 'em to kingdom come!"
— Upon getting an explosive weapon.
"Oh yeah, *laughs* this is much more like it."
— Upon getting an explosive weapon.
"Ready to fire and forget!"
— After getting an explosive weapon.
"Damn right. This'll cut to the point."
— Upon buying a Sickle.
"I will find you, and I will cut you."
— Upon buying a Sickle.
"Y'all ready to bleed?"
— Upon buying a Sickle.
"I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes, zombies."
— Upon buying a Sickle.
"Get down!"
— Upon buying a Sickle.

Mystery BoxEdit

"Damn, that's enough to depress the Devil himself!"
— Upon getting a pistol.
"Oh come on, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!"
— Upon getting a pistol.
"This is about as handy as a back pocket in a shirt."
— Upon getting a pistol.
"This here's about as much use as a tit on a boar."
— Upon getting a pistol.
"I'm as sorry as a two dollar watch."
— Upon getting a pistol.
"Oh, okay, I like it. But where do I put my beer?"
— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
"I guess I'll have to start killing them two at a time now, huh?"
— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's
"You get twice the firepower with this gun, son."
— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
"Hell, boy, I could walk and chew bubble-gum."
— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
"Come on... zombies... come out, come out, wherever you are...*laughs*"
— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
"Oh, shit baby. When this thing goes off, ya better take cover."
— Upon getting a launcher.
"Ready to fire and forget."
— Upon getting a launcher.
"Oh yeah, this'll put some fire under their ass. *laughs*"
— Upon getting a launcher.
"Well, waddya got? Well look at that, it's a baby toy!"
— Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.
"Well, this looks about as useful as a chocolate fireguard!"
— Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.
"What the hell in tarnation is this all about?"
— Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.
"You don't see this but once in a blue moon."
— Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"What the hell in the lord's name is this?"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Yeah, I saw one of these in a comic book once."
— Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby, tie me to a pig and roll me in mud!"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Well, don't this beat all?"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Hey, this thing a toy or something?"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Well, don't that beat all?"
— Upon getting a V-R11.
"Oh, shit yes! I got myself something real special this time!"
— Upon getting a V-R11.
"Oh, you know what? I ain't got no idea where this shit comes from, but I like it!"
— Upon getting a V-R11.
"What the hell in tarnation is this damn thing?"
— Upon getting a V-R11.
"This ain't like nothing I've ever seen before."
— Upon getting a V-R11.
"Now this here looks made for hunting zombies."
— Upon getting a Scavenger.
"Hell yeah, I got me a real gun now!"
— Upon getting a Scavenger.
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna have me some fun with this one."
— Upon getting a Scavenger.
"Guns are easy to get... I can make a phone call and get a gun... Anybody can get a gun."
— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
"Hey, you think I fell off a turnip truck yesterday?"
— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
"Looks like I got the short end of the stick on that damn deal, didn't I?"
— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
"Damn, that makes madder than a mule chewing bumblebees."
— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
"Now, where in the world did that thing go?"
— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."
— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.

Power UpsEdit

"Much obliged."
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"Uh-huh. Y'all hear that?"
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"Thank-ya thank-ya, my prayers have been answered."
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"I reckon that'll buy us a little bit more time."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Well son, the Devil makes work for idle hands."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up. A reference to the saying "Idle hands are the Devil's playthings".
"Dad-gummit, don't that just take the cake."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Good thing, too, I'm poorer than a church mouse."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"Now we got a fightin' chance."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"Okay, now it's time to make ourselves some serious green."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"We're gonna finish 'em all up in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
— Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
"Them damn, stupid, sons of bitches were gettin' above their raising."
— Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
"I'm just about to give 'em the whuppin' of a lifetime."
— Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
"What the hell in Lucifer's name was that?!"
— Upon getting a Nuke power-up.
"Holy shit!"
— Upon getting a Nuke power-up.
"That oughtta knock the fight out of 'em."
— Upon getting a Nuke power-up.
"There ya go, now who says you can't get blood from a turnip?"
— Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.
"I think it's high time we loaded our asses up."
— Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.
"Come on, y'all, get 'em while they're hot."
— Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.
"Come on, you brain-dead vermints."
— Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.
"Who's first?"
— Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.
"Let's go!"
— Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.
"Aw yeah, this looks all kinds of special!"
— Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.
"Ugh, I saw this one on a late night infomercial."
— Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.
"Hell yes! Electric bugaloo!"
— Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.

Pack-a-PunchEdit

"Let's see what this little doo-hickey can do."
— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
"End of the world... what do you want me to say? Some fifty one-liners? *scoffs*"
— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
"I've been on some pretty bad sets, but this one here sure as hell takes the buttered biscuit."
— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
"Truth is, most of us would just try to make the best of whatever time we got left with our nearest and dearest."
— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
"You know my friend, when faced with the zombie apocalypse, most of us would cower in the corner and shit our pants."
— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch.
"The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want."
— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Hallelujah, brother! Saved-uh!"
— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Now ain't this a fine piece of engineering."
— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Ask, brothers and sisters, and thou shalt recieve-uh!"
— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"What's better than a fully loaded shotgun? This is!"
— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Praise the lord, I am ready to unleash my wrath upon the horde!"
— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

George A. RomeroEdit

"Holy shit! George is coming!"
— Upon George spawning.
"Woah! Zombie George! What up, my man?"
— Upon George spawning.
"Zombie George is headed our way!"
— Upon George spawning.
"Shit, he's rabid!"
— Upon angering George.
"Mmm... Ow, man, gah! Ow! That ain't fair!"
— Upon getting attacked by George.
"Goddamn it, my teeth are still a little bit tingly!"
— Upon getting attacked by George.
"That's it now, George. Just take a minute. Calm yourself down."
— Upon George entering the water and calming down.
"He ain't done! 'Least not yet!"
— Upon weakening George.
"The hell? He's still ticking!"
— Upon weakening George.
"Damn, you can take a beatin' George!"
— Upon George's light flashing.
"Hey, Georgie boy! Losin' your power, there?"
— Upon George's light flashing.
"Not so tough now, are ya George?"
— Upon George's light flashing.
"I think he's gettin' weaker!"
— Upon George's light flashing.
"Look at his light, y'all! It's flickering!"
— Upon George's light flashing.
"What the hell's the deal with that light?"
— Upon George's light flashing.
"*Laughs* Ya'll don't come back now, ya hear?"
— Upon killing George.
"Where the hell did he go?"
— Upon killing George.

FlingerEdit

"I am king of the skies, woo-hoo!"
— Upon using the Flinger.
"Holy Shit!"
— Upon using the Flinger.
"Damn, this is fun!"
— Upon using the Flinger.
"Ha ha ha ha, you must of played a pilot before!"
— Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.
"Brace yourself, buddy."
— Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.
"Have a good flight!"
— Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.
"You go, girl!"
— Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.
"I'm just seeing if it's safe for people, that's all."
— Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.
"Okay, you're clear for take-off."
— Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.
"If you don't like it, you can giiit out!"
— Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.
"Shit, this looks like fun."
— Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.
"I'm gonna have to put some distance between me and you, son."
— Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.

ZiplineEdit

"Hell yeah, only way to travel!"
— Upon using the zipline.
"Hell yeah, sure beats walking!"
— Upon using the Zipline.
"Look out below!"
— Upon using the Zipline.

Downed/RevivedEdit

"Oh, son of a bitch caught me off guard!"
— Upon getting downed.
"I would say it's probably in everybody's best interest to help me up."
— Upon getting downed.
"Ho damn it, I got caught with my pants down."
— Upon getting downed.
"The damn bastards got lucky!"
— Upon getting downed.
"Hello? Somebody wanna help me up?"
— Upon getting downed.
"Ah, I sure thought I was a goner."
— Upon getting revived.
"Oh, damn it, I sure got caught with my pants, didn't I?"
— Upon getting revived.
"Dag-nabit! This floor is slippier than a door knob covered with snot!"
— Upon getting revived.
"Very much appreciated. Thank you 'much."
— Upon getting revived.
"Sometimes I think I could trip on the cord on the cordless phone."
— Upon getting revived.

Perk-a-ColaEdit

"Oh, God! What the hell is this stuff? Skunk-juice?"
— Upon drinking Quick Revive.
"Oh yeah, that'll put hair on the balls."
— Upon drinking Juggernog.
"Even just a little bitty-bit of this stuff makes me feisty"
— Upon drinking Speed Cola.
"Oh, yeah! Is this moonshine?"
— Upon drinking Double Tap Root Beer.
"Good, God! This stuff just don't taste right."
— Upon drinking PhD Flopper.
"Oh yeah, now I got my stuff."
— Upon drinking Stamin-Up.
"This is niiice, sweeter than a speckled pup in a painted wagon."
— Upon drinking Deadshot Daquiri.

WaterEdit

"Damn, it's as cold as a witch's tit."
— Upon entering the water.
"Oh my god I need to get the hell outta this water."
— Upon entering the water.
"I guess this is what they meant by hell freezing over, huh?"
— Upon entering the water.
"Oh, shit! Now this ain't good!"
— Upon freezing in the water.
"Yo, guys? Hello? Li'l stuck here!"
— Upon freezing in the water.
"Get me the hell out of this damn ice!"
— Upon freezing in the water.

WeatherEdit

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."
— Upon the weather fogging up.
"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."
— Upon the weather fogging up. (a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)
"It's a new dawn, people! Fog's-ah clearing praise Lord."
— Upon the weather clearing up.
"Finally, a break in the weather."
— Upon the weather clearing up.

InteractiveEdit

"Nice going, Bobby! That was what you were aiming at, right?"
— Upon Robert getting a headshot.
"Bobby boy! Yeah, way to go, you kickin' ass now, my man!"
— Upon Robert getting a headshot.
"Go on, Bobby. Show 'em who's boss."
— Upon Robert getting a headshot.
"Go on now, take it to 'em, Bobby."
— Upon Robert getting a headshot.
"Bobby boy, you are what zombies have nightmares about."
— Upon Robert getting a headshot.
"I got your back, brother, I'm on my way!"
— Upon Robert being surrounded.
"Hang on there, Bobby boy! Try to feed them your third leg, they like that shit!"
— Upon Robert being surrounded.
"You fight him, you fight me! Got it, meatheads?"
— Upon Robert being surrounded.
"Leave him alone, you scum-sucking pigs!"
— Upon Robert being surrounded.
"I'm rootin' for you, Robert!"
— Upon Robert being surrounded.
"You're only halfway done there, Bobby!"
— Upon Robert making a crawler.
"He's still kickin', finish him up!"
— Upon Robert making a crawler.
"Quit teasing on him, Bobby!"
— Upon Robert making a crawler.
"Come on now, Bobby, they're like worms, you gotta squish both halves!"
— Upon Robert making a crawler.
"Come on Bobby, finish 'em off! Hell, he's just gonna be dragging himself around like a dog with an itchy butt!"
— Upon Robert making a crawler.
"You sure you can shoot straight, girl?"
— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
"Damn. Did the recoil hit one sneaking up on you?"
— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
"There ya go sugar plum, you finally hit that damn barn door, didn't ya? *chuckles*"
— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
"Damn it girl, you are just full of surprises!"
— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
"That little lady done got herself a trophy."
— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
"What's the matter, Sarah? Can't do that 'spin and kick' anymore?"
— Upon Sarah being surrounded.
"Ya painted yorself into a corner, Sarah girl."
— Upon Sarah being surrounded.
"You are up shit creek without a paddle, my girl. And you don't even got a canoe."
— Upon Sarah being surrounded.
"Quit ya squawking, girly girl. I'll get my ass over there and bail your ass out."
— Upon Sarah being surrounded.
"Sarah, darling, you sound madder than an old wet hen!"
— Upon Sarah being surrounded.
"Damn it, woman! You know what, if you threw yourself on the ground, you'd probably miss!"
— Upon Sarah making a crawler.
"I ain't about to clean up your mess, girly girl."
— Upon Sarah making a crawler.
"Finish what you started, Sarah baby!"
— Upon Sarah making a crawler.
"Sarah darling, you'd bring a tear to a glass eye!"
— Upon Sarah making a crawler.
"What's the matter, Sarah? You ain't got the stomach for it?"
— Upon Sarah making a crawler.

Easter EggEdit

"What the hell'd you just say?"
— Upon walking past the vault.
"Ah, well, look the hell who's talkin', shorty."
— Upon walking past the vault.
"Comments like that will get you an ass-whuppin', boy."
— Upon walking past the vault.
"You ain't in no damn position to make requests, little man."
— Upon walking past the vault.
"You think this is funny?"
— Upon walking past the vault.
"Something's familiar about you..."
— Upon walking past the vault.
"Fuse, huh? You better not be sending me on a wild goose chase, my friend."
— Upon knifing the vault.
"Got it."
— Upon putting the fuse in the fuse box.
"Yeah, that takes care of the lights."
— Upon going to the vault after putting the fuse in the fuse box.
"Hell yeah. Why wouldn't I want to blow more shit up."
— Upon being told to destroy the generators.
"All right, the domes are in itty-bitty pieces, whaddya need now."
— Upon going to the vault after destroying the generators.
"This better not be some drunken prank."
— Upon being told to get the vodka.
"Son of a bitch! I broke the darn bottle!"
— Upon breaking the vodka bottle.
"Got the bottle."
— Upon retrieving the vodka.
"I hope you got the damn bottle, 'cause I ain't going looking for another one."
— Upon going to the vault after retrieving the vodka.
"The hell, you guys crazy? I got a goddamn good mind to shoot you myself!"
— Upon being told to get the golden rod.
"Uh-huh. I can't imagine what they're gonna do with this shit. Probably don't wanna know."
— Upon retrieving the golden rod.
"Okay, you got your lights, you got your bottles, you got your staff, anything else you wanna add?"
— Upon going to the vault after retrieving the golden rod.
"Hey, this is the last time, y'hear?"
— Upon being told to fix the fuse a second time.
"That's it. I'm done. You guys gonna help us out now?"
— Upon going to the vault after fixing the fuse a second time.

MiscellaneousEdit

"Damn it, I ain't got a pot to piss in."
— Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.
"I've got a champagne taste with a beer pocketbook!"
— Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.
"You're gonna put yourself out of business with them prices."
— Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.
"What the hell? Somebody turn on a jukebox?"
— Upon activating all three meteors.
"This one goes out to all y'all zombies in the audience!"
— Upon activating all three meteors.
"I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."
— Said randomly. (a reference to Walking Dead)

George A. RomeroEdit

As he comes out of the lakeEdit

"I need... TO EAT!"
— When he comes out of the lake
"I need... something... TO EAT!"
— As he comes out of the lake while being stabbed.

Seeing a playerEdit

"Whose name's above the title?"
— Said randomly, when the player is near.
"I can see you!"
— Upon seeing the player.
"Good to see you!"
— Upon seeing the player.
"There you are!"
— Upon seeing the player.
"(groans) I'm hungry, what's for lunch?"
— When he sees a player.
"Don't you want to know how it ends?"
— Upon seeing the player.
"Time to get to work."
— Upon seeing the player.

Seeing a player trying to run awayEdit

"Come here, I just want to give you a hug."
— Upon watching a player run away.
"Aww, now, don't run away."
— Upon watching a player run away.
"You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!"
— Upon watching a player run away.
"It doesn't have to be like this!"
— Upon watching a player run away.
"You're putting this production in jeopardy!"
— Upon watching a player run away.
"We're all friends here."
— Upon watching a player run away.
"Alright, people. Break for lunch!"
— Said randomly when player is not in sight.
"You are the bad guy!"
— Said randomly when player is not in sight.
"Where are yoooouuuu?"
— Said when not seeing the player for a while.
"No threat here!"
— When not seeing the player.
"Let's do lunch sometime. How 'bout NOW!"
— Said randomly when player is out of sight.

Seeing a player near himEdit

"More blood! I want this set swimming in it."
— Said randomly, when the player is near.

The VR11 Edit

"You're wasting your time!"
— Randomly said when you shoot a zombie with the VR11.
"What makes you think... I wanna change?"
— When calmed down by the VR11.
"Ha. That won't work on me, ha ha!"
— Said just before enraging after being calmed down by the VR11.
"This. Is who I'm meant, to be."
— Said before enraging after being calmed down by the VR11.
"You actors don't know anything..."
— Said randomly when a player has the VR11 out.
"You can't kill what's already dead..."
— Said before retreating when shot by the VR11 Lazarus

Going into berserk modeEdit

"I thought we were friends!"
— When berserk.
"I want you off my set!"
— When in berserk mode and not seeing a player.
"Why are you doing this?!"
— Going into berserk mode
"Now I'm angry and hungry!"
— While in beserk mode.
"Time to rehearse your death scene!"
— While in beserk mode.
"More gore, MORE GORE!"
— When berserk.

Calmed downEdit

"'"
"So c-c-c-cold!"
— After being walked into the water by a player.
"What's happening?"
— After being walked into the water by a player.
"Feeling, better, now."
— After being walked into the water by a player.

OtherEdit

"Hehehehe!"
— Laughs every once in a while.
"Hahahaha!"
— Laughs every once in a while.
"Do I taste blood?"
— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
"Please...forgive me."
— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
"Am i retreating?"
— When retreting into the water
"Oh my God. What have I done?"
— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
"Where am I?"
— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
"Stop it, it hurts!"
— Said sometimes when injuring George.

Original Characters TrappedEdit

Main article: Original Characters Trapped/Quotes

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