"Hello there, my lovely video-tapeworms. Looking for a scary good time tonight, huh? A little romp in the dark, perhaps? Well, you've come to the right place! That is, if you're not looking to end up as a permanent fixture in this black-and-white hellhole I've been calling home lately."
At some point in time, Willard Wyler offered Elvira a role in one of his films. What she didn't know was that he was speaking literally. Ever since, she has been trapped in Attack of the Radioactive Thing, serving as hostess for the movie.