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Call of Duty: Black OpsEdit

"Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!"
— Woods to Mason in SOG.
"Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance, POW rescue; You know, the usual shit."
— Woods, explaining to Mason how the Studies and Observation Group was created.
"Keep your eyes on the dirt; I don't wanna get shot in the balls."
— Woods after giving Mason control of the Hind.
— Woods to a Vietcong soldier, during the game of Russian Roulette.
"No response from Weaver. We gotta move."
— Woods to Mason in Executive Order.
"For Bowman!"
— Woods and Mason after the latter killed the Spetsnaz Operative in Payback.
"Fugassi mines, Mason. Local forces love 'em."
— Woods to Mason about how Fugassi Mines work in S.O.G.
"Damn you, Mason."
— Woods to Mason after the latter uses a ZPU-4 at the end of Operation 40.

Call of Duty: Black Ops IIEdit

"Aside from the fact that I'm still alive, none of this surprises me. Technology got stronger, but we got weaker. We built computers, robots, whole unmanned armies, but no one ever asks: "What happens when the enemy steals the keys?" When the things they built to keep us safe are turned against us, that's when they figured it out: They'll always need men like us, those who are willing to do... what others cannot."
— Woods in the reveal trailer for Call of Duty: Black Ops II
"I should have smoked him in 'Nam."
— Woods about Hudson in Suffer with Me.
"Menendez, he... he wanted to know what the CIA had on him. So he tortured my men in front of me... thought I'd break. One by one. I watched my team die. Then he... dumped us in a tin can and locked the door... left me there for weeks. So yeah, the next time I saw Menendez, I LOST MY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO?!!"
— Woods talking to David Mason about Menendez.
"Odysseus? My ass. Raul, fucking Menendez. Asshole."
— After hearing the news report about Menendez
"This is the Mujahideen, baby. They'll bury you up to your neck, peel back your eyelids, and leave you to fry in the desert!"
— Woods to Kravchenko during the latter's interrogation
"Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy."
— Referring to his wheelchair in the post-credits easter egg
"Fucking Kravchenko! Remember what he said in Afghanistan?"
— Woods referring to Kravchenko's interrogation.
"No one likes the Russians, huh?"
"You know me...I don't like anyone."
—A conversation between Mason and Woods, in Old Wounds.
"Sand, sand, and more fucking sand."
— Woods, answering Mason on what he spotted in Old Wounds.
"I was MIA in 'Nam... but your old man thought I was dead."
— Woods to Section about his status since Payback.
"From this point on, you don't even FUCKING BREATHE, unless we say it's okay."
— Woods to Noriega, after he runs away and tries to escape from Woods and Mason in Suffer With Me.
— Woods after he realized he shot and killed/wounded Mason in Suffer With Me.
"You can't kill me..."
— Woods after killing the Tropas soldier who shot Hudson at the end of Pyrrhic Victory.
"Nurse batshit! Where's my smokes?!"
— Woods in an ending if the player wounded Mason.
"Safety's on, dipshit."
— Woods to Harper in the intro of Pyrrhic Victory.
— Woods after seeing Menendez in Time and Fate.