Richtofen's Grand Scheme/Transcript
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Simon Says
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Beginning the step
Takeo: "This looks like some kind of code."
Richtofen: "Damn it I hate doing this. Where is Groph when you need him?"
After completing the step
Takeo: "I have defeated your dishonor!"
After failing the step
Takeo: "Dempsey! Stop distracting me!"
Takeo: "Bah! This is-a stupid."
Richtofen:"Stupid Dempsey, now we must try again!"
Nikolai: "Screw you machine! YOU didn't do it right!"
Hacking the Lab terminals
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Richtofen: "How can you not recognize me? It's me!"
Dempsey: "I don't want to press your buttons anyway."
Takeo: "You dishonor me with your rules!"
After hacking all the panels
Richtofen: "Excellent, although we could have just entered the master password, oh well. Shut up!"
Nikolai: "Too much blinky blinky, not enough drinky drinky."
After activating the buttons
Moving the Vril Sphere
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When near the sphere
Dempsey: "Hey, check it out. there's a black egg. Wonder what it does."
Richtofen: "Oh, wunderbar. I was wondering where that artifact went. Perfect timing!"
Nikolai: "Mysterious black egg on moon? I thought it was made out of cheese!"
Moving the sphere
Dempsey:"A little like golf. Only without a club and no golf ball. Other than that, it's exactly the same."
Richtofen: "Now to realign the antikythera mechanism. Just kidding! But it is pretty cool, look it up, I made it! Mystery Solved!"
Nikolai: "Do not hit it too hard. A black egg does not smell so good."
Nikolai: "Heyy, that egg keeps moving when I hit it."
Richtofen: "I knew I should have invented an egg moving robot. Stupid Maxis, and his rules, and stupid accent!"
Powering up the single tube
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Takeo: "Your life force is now put to good use, in the machine."
Nikolai: "Oh no! The egg is in the hole! Wait... that is good thing, right?"
Dempsey: "Holy shitballs! Did you see that flash? It's powering the machine!"
Richtofen: "Of course. The machine is powered by life force. How silly of me! I should have remembered that."
Filling the tube
Takeo: "Keep going!"
Nikolai: "It is filling up!"
Dempsey: "Keep it up it's gaining power!"
Richtofen: "We must kill more!"
Halfway through
Takeo: "The machine is vile, with the dishonor, of the dishonorable!"
Nikolai: "It is overflowing with energy. This is good thing, right?"
Dempsey: "It's full. Now what?"
Richtofen: "Excellent! Marvelous! Beautiful! Look for a button or a switch!"
All tubes are filled
The M.P.D. opens
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Richtofen: "Hello Samantha, you little brat. Your time is coming, soon. (Laughs) SO SOON!"
Richtofen at the computer
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Turning the Computer on
Takeo: "I will not be involved, with this dishonor!"
Dempsey: "No way! I'm not touching that with a 10-foot M16."
Nikolai: "No. Way. I don't want any part of this."
Inserting the wire
Richtofen: "Almost there... ALMOST!"
Inserting the Vril Generator
Richtofen: "Excellent! This is all going according to plan!"
Richtofen starts typing on keyboard
Richtofen: "Login: Teddy. Password: is a liar. I'm not, but that's why no one would guess it! Ah..."
Computer: "ACCESS GRANTED. GREETINGS EDWARD. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?"
Richtofen: "What is Groph's obsession with American women? All they do is play games! No matter… Time to charge up the Casimir Mechanism... carry the one..." (Continues typing on key board)
Computer screens turns green
Computer: "ACCESS GRANTED. SWITCHING RELAY TO SECTOR 1-1-5 --"
Screen turns red
Dr. Maxis: (interrupts) "ACCESS DENIED... Richtofen..."
Richtofen: "What is happening? Scanning for haxors (hackers)." (Continues typing.)
Dr. Maxis: "You fool! I should never have trusted you!"
Richtofen: "Maxis… How on earth did you get into the machine!? No matter." (Continues typing)
Dr. Maxis: "I know what you are up to and I will not allow you to succeed!"
Richtofen: "You should never have kept the DG-2 from production, you should have never have tried to steal the plans for the MDT!"
Dr. Maxis: "Stop the madness Edward; we were supposed to help the human condition, not destroy it."
Richtofen: "Indeed, and now you are dead (said in mocking tone). And your little girl is going to be next... ahh... She is the source of madness! Ahh... Not I."
Dr. Maxis: "She is just a little girl Edward! She doesn't even know what she is doing!"
Richtofen: "And, delete. Goodbye, Dr. Maxis."
Screens turns green again
Computer: "SECURITY OVERRIDE ACTIVE."
Richtofen grabs the charged Vril Generator.
Richtofen: "It's Mine! Finally It's Mine!"
Powering up the 4 tubes.
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Approaching the tubes
Richtofen: "This is going to be so much fun! Finally we can confront this little beast. Quickly! Power up the machine!"
While filling the tubes
Samantha: "You will never succeed in this, Edward!"
Samantha: "The blackness will swallow your pride! Something far more terrible than you lies here!"
Samantha: "I'll destroy you for what you've done to daddy!"
Samantha: "Edward! You will tremble in fear! I'll slice you apart and expose your rotten innards so you will be judged for what you have become!"
Samantha: "You did this! I'll have no mercy on you for your arrogance!"
Samantha: "I'll destroy all those who help you!"
Samantha: "The earth's destruction will lie in your hands, Edward! Your fault!"
After filling all four tubes
Richtofen: "Ja! Time to die child!"
Samantha: "(gasps) Oh no!"
Takeo: "I will destroy you yet, Edward!"
Swapping Souls
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Samantha: "Daddy, make him stop!"
Richtofen: "I win! The power, the power! I can control them all! I can destroy you all! But not before we continue the game."
Maxis: "Greetings. If you are receiving this message, it means that Richtofen has entered the device; If you free me, I will help minimize the damage that he will inevitably cause."
After inserting the Vril Gererator
Dempsey: "Hey, the egg came back out."
After the Vril Sphere comes out of the Vril interface
Blowing Up the Earth
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Collecting the egg
Takeo: "Ugh, the egg of dishonor, bah!"
Takeo: "I do not like this egg, it gives me a veeery bad feeling."
After finishing Simon Says for the third time
Maxis: "Good, now that I am in control of the station, we have one last chance to sever Edward's link with Earth. I will calculate the position. Retrieve the artifact and take it to the launch platform."
After finishing Simon Says for the third time, but before moving the Vril Sphere
Maxis: "I have finished the calculations. Launch protocol initiated. Launch in 5...4...3...2...1..."
3 missiles are launched from the Moon.
Maxis: "30 seconds to impact."
(30 seconds later the missiles hit Earth) Maxis laughs maniacally.
Takeo: (while Maxis laughs) "Ugh, I am doomed."
Dempsey: (while Maxis laughs) "Holy hell, I hope we didn't screw that up."
Dempsey: "Wait... That's It? Seriously? All that work and all we did is blow up the Earth? What the fuck...?"
Takeo: "I promise to destroy every last remnant of Group 935! I will destroy them all!"
Samantha: "But I want my body back! And I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking daddy away!"
Maxis: "Well that was a much larger explosion then I anticipated! I have done all I can, I certainly hope those calculations were correct."
Nikolai: "Hahaha, goodbye 4th wife! I'd like to see anybody top that!"