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This is a list of the characters' quotes from the zombies map Shadows of Evil.

Nero Blackstone[]

"I can hear you! Geez, are you...are you the one I saw i-in my...dream?"
— In response to Shadow Man, at the beginning of a match


"I-I think we should listen to him. Really, really listen to him."
— In response to the Shadow Man on round 2


"H-hey you out there, whoever was talking to us a minute ago? Can you at least tell us what...the...hell is going on?!?"
— In response to the Shadow Man on round 3


"My wife, my ex-wife, my de-dead wife, it was never enough for her. No matter what I did, she complained; if I was busy, I wasn't paying her enough attention, if I wasn't busy, I was lazy. She complained, and she spent money: and she was really good at both."
— Confessing his sin to the Shadow Man

"A-Are you... ok? You-you don't look ok."
— When seeing a zombie for the first time


"Step right up, and see Nero perform... the knives of death."
— Upon getting a melee kill.


"I'm invincible, I can't be vinced! I'm invincible, you- who's trying to vince me?... Is "vincible" even a thing?"
— After getting hit by a zombie

"I'd better magic some bullets out of thin air."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"I may not have enough bullets to survive this."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"A few more shots, that's all I've got."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"Geez, I'm running low. I could really use some luck right now."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"In a minute I'm gonna have to resort to using this gun as a club."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"Umm, what's that clicking sound?"
— Upon being out of ammo


"I'm more than a little vulnerable."
— Upon being out of ammo


"Uh, this gun? It's no longer loaded."
— Upon being out of ammo


"Has anybody seen any cases of ammunition around here?"
— Upon being out of ammo


"This is getting a little bit desperate. Hey, can someone please give me some ammo?"
— Upon being out of ammo

"I thank the mysterious forces that have deemed to bless us."
— Upon picking up Max Ammo

"Kill it, KILL IT, have we got any fire? Fire usually kills things!"
— When a Margwa is near


"Three heads like Cerberus, tentacles like an octopus! Ooh, Cerbertopus!!"
— When a Margwa is near


"Your time of vanquishment, will come soon enough, beast!"
— When destroying a Margwa's head

"Time waits for no man... and this man has no time to wait."
— Upon purchasing a wall weapon

"Ha-ha-ha! Very nice trick. See how impressed I am?"
— After recieving the Teddy Bear

"There must be a method for this madness, a reason for us to take that hideous, hideous form."
— Randomly after returning from Beast Mode


"With each subsequent transformation, I grow ever more confident with my tentacles."
— Randomly after returning from Beast Mode


"Is there a chance that I've always had this power, but I didn't know?"
— Randomly after returning from Beast Mode


"If I could have done this back when I was performing... I would have brought the house down."
— Randomly after returning from Beast Mode

"I've seen this key... in my dreams perhaps."
— After picking up the Summoning Key


"I thought evil contracts were usually signed in blood..."
— After picking up the Pen


"They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Unless, of course, it happens to be a sword fight."
— After picking up the Pen


"Oh, this reminds me of when I was a child, playing Cops 'n Robbers."
— After picking up the Badge


"Ugh, I'm not gonna get in trouble for impersonating a police officer now, am I?"
— After picking up the Badge


"It's my workshop where I create the props for my spellbinding illusions! Yes..."
— After entering his Landing for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man


"W-would I be able to talk to my lawyer before answering that?"
— After entering the Ruby Rabbit for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man


"...No, I-I can't say that it is..."
— After entering the boxing gym for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man


"Well, ah, I-I have watched the occasional performance in this establishment..."
— After entering the Burlesque for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man


"Is this related to the guy in the jar?"
— After picking up a Gateworm

"It is a weak man who finds strength only through liquor."
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"Eugh, I'm not sure drinking that was the best idea."
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"Has this tonic imbued me with some otherworldly power?"
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"I spent half my life, thirsty. Why, I wonder?"
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"Bottoms up!"
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola

"I wasn't allowed gum as a child...wait, wait, wait, that's-that's not true!"
— After purchasing and receiving a GobbleGum


"So many colors! Do they all taste different?"
— After purchasing and receiving a GobbleGum


"Gum is in fact originally derived from tree sap! Isn't that interesting?"
— After purchasing and receiving a GobbleGum


"The sugar does not agree with me."
— After purchasing and receiving a GobbleGum


"Oh! Maybe I'll need this candy to sustain me in the final hours!"
— After purchasing and receiving a GobbleGum


"Mmm, I can't tell you how many times I've found this stuff stuck on the underside of a theater chair!"
— After eating a GobbleGum


"If it imbues me with power, hmm, then chew I WILL!"
— After eating a GobbleGum

"Why don't we just take a breather, and calm down for a minute?"
— In response to Jack Vincent


"This may be the most elaborate egg cup I've ever seen! It seems there's a place for everything. Even a giant, interdimensional egg!"
— Upon placing the Apothicon Egg on a Cthulhu statue


"Just as I thought, it fits like a glove."
— Upon placing the Apothicon Egg on a Cthulhu Statue


"Ah, it appears that the shield is QUICKER THAN THE EYE!"
— When using the Rocket Shield.


Jack Vincent[]

"You fucking talking to me?"
— In response to Shadow Man, at the beginning of a match after Shadow Man finishes speaking


"Hey, can anybody hear me? You know who I am?! I'M JACKIE FUCKIN' V!"
— In response to Shadow Man


"Wha- You mean to tell me that these corpses are actually the real people of the city? Fuck 'em."
— In response to Shadow Man, at Round 3


"Look, I killed a lot of people. Bad guys. You're gonna have to be a lot more specific there, pal."
— In response to Shadow Man, at round 6

"I'm warning you, you ugly son of a bitch!"
— When seeing a zombie for the first time


"Hey, stay where you are!"
— When seeing a zombie for the first time


"What the fuck!?"
— When seeing a zombie for the first time


"I'm Jackie motherfuckin' Vincent!"
— When randomly killing zombies


"I've been shot three times in the line of duty, it's gonna take more than a scratch to bother me! "
— After killing a zombie that just attacked him


"Case closed!"
— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.


"That's how we get things done in this department."
— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.


"I think I used just the right amount of force."
— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"You gotta be shittin' me. I thought I had more rounds than this."
— When low on ammo


"In a moment this weapon is going to be about as useful as Magic Man's wand."
— When low on ammo


"I need some bullets over here!"
— When low on ammo


"Hey, I'm gonna need some more slugs real soon!"
— When low on ammo


"Damn it, I'm completely out!"
— When out of ammo


"I'm completely out!"
— When out of ammo


"Where's my backup weapon?"
— When out of ammo


"I gotta find ammo - ASAP!"
— When out of ammo


"Who do I need to talk to to get more slugs?"
— When out of ammo


"This gun is worth didli squat without bullets!"
— When out of ammo

"Give up? I'm Jack fuckin' Vincent! I ain't givin' up, not now, not never!"
— After being revived


"Those sons of bitches are gonna pay for what they did."
— After being revived

"Hell yeah, free ammo!"
— Upon picking up Max Ammo.


"Perfect timing, just what I needed!"
— Upon picking up Max Ammo.


"Thank heavens for that. I was gettin' low."
— Upon picking up Max Ammo.


"Who wants to learn about the law?"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"I get a feeling Jacky V's about to put a hurt on the next freak I see!"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"I'd give you all a final warning, but I think I'd rather just put you down!"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"Sounds like we're about to hit a big payday!"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"Let's wrack 'em up!"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"And every(?) I turn downed the chance with a little kickback. You know what I mean?"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"You gonna exercise your right to remain silent now?"
— Upon picking up the Nuke.


"That shut you up?! Yeah, it did! k"
— Upon picking up the Nuke.


"Those barricades - that's all that stands between us and them. Ah shit!"
— Upon picking up Carpenter.


"Whoa. Someone trying to help us?"
— Upon picking up Carpenter.


"Sounds likes the armory is open!"
— Upon picking up Fire Sale.

"You freaks come in "extra large" now??"
— When seeing a Margwa for the first time


"You got my wife beat. She only has TWO faces!"
— When seeing a Margwa spawn


"Uhh, this is gonna get all kinds of ugly."
— When seeing a Margwa spawn


"I'm not lettin' any of your heads take a bite outta me!"
— When seeing a Margwa


"I'm not even gonna bother reading any of your rights."
— When seeing a Margwa


"Not going down without a fight, huh?"
— When seeing a Margwa


"You're lookin' at the death penalty right here, pal!"
— When seeing a Margwa


"Quit screaming! It's not like it was like the only head you had."
— When killing one of the Margwa's heads.


"No chance you're gonna come quietly, huh?"
— When killing of of the Margwa's heads.

"When life gives you lemons, buy a fucking gun!"
— When buying a wall weapon


"Hey magic man, you know what this is?"
— When buying a wall weapon.


"I coulda done this back on the beep."
— When buying a wall weapon.

"Whoa ! I don't think I wanna know what's inside that fuckin' thing!"
— When looking at the Mystery Box


"What the fuck is this even doing? "
— When using the Mystery Box


"I've already got a pistol."
— After getting a Pistol from the Mystery Box.


"I'm meant to fight off these monsters with a pistol ?!"
— After getting a Pistol from the Mystery Box.


"You give little pistols like this to rookies."
— After getting a Pistol from the Mystery Box.


"A "Ray Gun" ? Do I fuckin' look like Buck Gordon ?!"
— After getting the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.


"A you shittin' me!? This looks like a damn toy!"
— After getting the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.


"I'm gonna have to confiscate this."
— After getting the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.


"Aces!! I knew I felt lucky! Well, as lucky as you can be in the middle this shit..."
— After getting a good weapon from the Mystery Box.


"This is a racquet designed to torment us."
— When the Mystery Box moves.


"Are you shittin' me? I know a shakedown when I see one."
— When the Mystery Box moves.

"Jacky V. likes what he see!"
— Upon picking up upgraded weapon.

"Aghh... what just happened? Someone slip me a mickey?"
— Randomly after exiting Beast Mode


"That shit is CRAZY! Those fuckers couldn't even TOUCH ME!"
— Randomly after exiting Beast Mode


"Anyone else feel dizzy coming back from that ride? I feel like I'm gonna puke!"
— Randomly after exiting Beast Mode


"You wanna know what's weird? I'm gettin' used to that."
— Randomly after exiting Beast Mode.


"That is wierd shit. Man, I wonder if it leaves me with a pounding headache."
— Randomly after exiting Beast Mode.

"This key's gotta fit something..."
— Upon picking up the Summoning Key


"Keys are useful. Especially when you work with handcuffs."
— Upon picking up the Summoning Key


"You shittin' me? You think this is the key to the city!?"
— Upon picking up the Summoning Key


"A key... What, is someone locked up!?"
— Upon picking up the Summoning Key


"Did someone throw this key away?"
— Upon picking up the Summoning Key


"Wait wait, wait, what!?"
— Upon starting the ritual.


"Sacred. Place. Really? Then what? Some worm monster comes for it's babies?"
— Upon picking up Gateworm


"You know, I can think of a few places I'd like to shove this."
— Upon picking up a Gateworm


"No one ever says "Good job, Jackie". No one ever says : "Hey, thanks for keeping the streets safe for normal folks. Here's a raise in pay so you don't have to go on the fuckin' take to pay for your bills". NO ONE EVER FUCKING SAYS THAT TO JACKIE, FUCKING, VINCENT !!!"
— After completing the ritual in the Ruby Rabbit


"I got problems. I got a fuckin' wife who won't stop bitchin' about how much I drink, how much I eat, how much I smoke, how much I wanna fuck. I swear I got an ulcer the size of Staten fuckin' Island."
— After completing the ritual in the Ruby Rabbit


"Bumpin' off my snitch, that's one thing. He was a no good lowlife, world's better off without him, but my partner...shit, he didn't deserve that."
— After completing the ritual in the Ruby Rabbit


"Oh, come on. Don't sweat it Floyd. I know your promoter, he was a damn crook."
— In response to Floyd Campbell after completing the ritual at the Boxing Gym.


"It takes a certain kind of man to wear a toupee. Yo Nero, this yours?"
— Upon picking up the Hair Piece.


"It takes a certain kind of idiot to wear a toupee."
— Upon picking up the Hair Piece


"Oh, it's a wig?! I though it was a rat for a second!"
— Upon picking up the Hair Piece


"What do I want with a bunch of hair!?"
— Upon picking up the Hair Piece


"What kind of idiot wears a wig? Yo, Nero, is this yours? "
— Upon picking up the Hair Piece.

"Who are calling 'insignificant', you Shadow Bastard fuckhead?"
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"Who are calling "insignificant"? You're the one working for the giant squid!"
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"Oh, really? We'll see... I ain't leaving this city just yet."
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"I persist because I'm a persistent son of a bitch!!"
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"Didn't I said you had the right to remain silent? So do me a favor and shut the fuck up!!"
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"Bring it on, Shadow stain! I've been suffering for a long time before you showed up!"
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"We were just patsies in your great fuckin' scheme!"
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"What can I say? You fucked with the wrong detective."
— Said after completing Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"We're locking you up and throwing away the key!"
— After imprisoning the Shadow Man

"I'm glad all my smoking means I couldn't really taste that."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola.


"I don't know how to describe that taste. It-it's on the tip of my tongue."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola.


"Ah, yuck! How long's this shit been sittin' here? (Clean version: removes 'shit')"
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola.


"Finn O'Leary's whisky tasted better than this shit."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola.


"Yeah, I'm not supposed to drink on the job, you know."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola.


"Well not long ago this kind of stuff was prohibited."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola.

"Just like taking candy from a baby, without the baby."
— When buying a GobbleGum


"I wonder what they'd think if I blew a great big bubble... right in their fuckin' face."
— When buying a GobbleGum

"C'mon you flying shitheads, I'm ready for ya!"
— When starting a Parasite round


"Anyone hear flapping wings?"
— When starting a Parasite round


"Jackie V. claims that a minor victory."
— After the end of round


"What the fuck is this?"
— When picking up Fumigator


"Ain't gotta fuckin' tell ya, I get shit done."
— After the end of round.


"I thought I asked nicely."
— Insufficient Funds

Floyd Campbell[]

"I don't think this is a dream..."
— After Shadow Man first contacts the characters


"If you're talking about the fight, last time I checked he was still breathing."
— Talking to the Shadowman

"Congratulations, you just pissed me off."
— After killing a zombie that hit him


"I will walk right through you."
— After killing a zombie that hit him


"You probably regret touching me now, don't you?"
— After killing a zombie that hit him


"Touch me again! I'll kill you slow."
— After killing a zombie that hit him


"Fight's over."
— After killing a zombie that hit him


"You smell like a roasted turd."
— After killing a zombie that hit him

"I'm gonna have to start using my fists in a minute."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"Ain't looking good. I gotta get some ammo."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"I only got a few shots left."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"Anyone see any ammo around here?"
— Upon being low on ammo.


"I ain't got enough bullets to deal with all these freaks."
— Upon being low on ammo.


"Could sure do with finding some ammo about now."
— When out of ammo.


"I ain't gonna back it unless I get some ammo."
— When out of ammo.


"This gun's useless without bullets."
— When out of ammo.


"Without ammo, things are gonna get real interesting."
— When out of ammo.


"I need some bullets - double quick!"
— When out of ammo.

"That was a hell of a counter... to caught me off guard."
— Upon being revived


"Ah, I've been down before. I always get up."
— Upon being revived

"We got ammo. And not a moment too soon."
— Upon picking up Max Ammo


"Free ammo. Where the hell did it come from?"
— Upon picking up Max Ammo


"Looks like we caught our lucky break."
— Upon picking up Max Ammo


"Final round! Let's go for the knockout!"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"Y'all better run! I'm lookin' to do some damage!"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"I'm puttin' down anyone who gets in my way!"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"Never look a gift horse in the mouth."
— Upon picking up Double Points


"Time to cash in!"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"Finally, I can make decent share of the purse!"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"We could use a few more like that."
— Upon picking up the Nuke


"I think I'd call that a decisive victory."
— Upon picking up the Nuke


"You didn't see that one comin', did ya, you dumb sons of bitches?."
— Upon picking up the Nuke


"I don't think this thing's gonna hold 'em off for long."
— Upon picking up Carpenter

"I just know this ain't gonna be a fair fight."
— When seeing a Margwa for the first time


"Body shots ain't doing shit. Go for heads!"
— When a Margwa is near


"Hey, I never asked for a rematch!"
— When a Margwa is near


"The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"
— When a Margwa is near


"You're gonna punch yourself out, big guy!"
— When a Margwa is near


"I think that one knocked out some teeth!"
— When a Margwa loses a head


"One by one, you're gonna lose all your heads, monster!"
— When a Margwa loses a head


"Bam! Right in the kisser!"
— When a Margwa loses a head

"So, I'm supposed to just take this?."
— Upon purchasing a wall weapon

"This looks to fuckin' weird not to be important."
— When seeing a Mystery Box for the first time


"How about you give me two? This seems as light as a feather."
— Upon recieving a SMG

"I'd like to know what I'm paying for."
— Upon picking up upgraded weapon

"This...is some fucked-up shit."
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"Shake it off, Floyd. C'mon!"
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"Did I just turn into a freaking octopus monster?"
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"Comin' back from it, my bones really started to ache."
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.

"This ain't the key to my heart. I threw that away a long time ago."
— After picking up the Summoning Key


"Maybe I could write a note, tell everyone how I really feel..."
— After picking up the Pen


"What do I want with a pen?"
— After picking up the Pen


"This don't belong to me, 'less I take it from the champ himself."
— After picking up the Belt


"Out of all the things I could find, I found a damn toupee."
— After picking up the Hairpiece


"I'll be damned if I know what this is for."
— After picking up the Hairpiece


"Damn, and I thought I was angry."
— In response to Jack Vincent after the ritual at the Ruby Rabbit.

"How do we know this stuff isn't poison?"
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola


"That made me feel a little woozy."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola


"Gotta keep hydrated, I suppose."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola


"Refreshed and ready to go."
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola


"Oh boy...that tasted like a damn spit-bucket. (Clean version: removes 'damn')"
— After buying a Perk-A-Cola

"Anyone ever check the expiration date on this shit?"
— When eating a GobbleGum

"Ok, I think we got power."
— After placing all three fuses


"This looks like weed killer."
— When picking up the Fumigator.

Jessica Rose[]

"This can't be happening."
— At the beginning of a match


"Cursed?! In what way am I cursed?!"
— In response to the Shadow Man on round 2


"Sucks being them, I guess."
— In response to the Shadow Man on round 3

"I will dance all over your dumb ass."
— When killing a zombie that had hit her


"Don't even look at me!"
— When killing a zombie that had hit her

"I better find some ammo!"
— When low on ammo


"I can't keep this up much longer!"
— When low on ammo


"Running low on ammo, not good!"
— When low on ammo


"I don't have many bullets left; I better make 'em count!"
— When low on ammo


"I really need some bullets!"
— When low on ammo


"I am completely out of ammo!"
— When out of ammo


"No break and no bullets, this sucks!"
— When out of ammo


"Uh oh, this gun has stopped working!"
— When out of ammo


"Kinda need some ammo!"
— When out on ammo


"Ok, I desperately need some ammo!"
— When low on ammo

"That was a little close then I would like."
— Upon being revived

"I am loaded up!"
— Upon picking up Max Ammo


"Looks like we just got a full reload."
— Upon picking up Max Ammo


"Who wants to try their luck now?!"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"I'm in the mood to pick a fight!"
— Upon picking up Insta-Kill


"Make hay while the sun shines!"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"Gimme the money!"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"I'd take it that's a good thing!"
— Upon picking up Double Points


"Looks like I killed most of them!?"
— Upon picking up the Nuke


"Someone's boarding up the baricades."
— Upon picking up Carpenter


"We'll take all the help we can get."
— Upon picking up Carpenter


"They say it saves me from trouble."
— Upon picking up Carpenter


"No such thing as a free lunch, so... what's the catch?"
— Upon picking up Fire Sale

"What the hell is that!?!"
— When seeing a Margwa for the first time


"It's got three heads! Three! Count 'em if you don't believe me!"
— When seeing a Margwa for the first time


"You're so ugly, I can't blame you for being mad!"
— When a Margwa is near

"Perhaps just another piece of an unsolvable puzzle."
— After buying the a wall weapon

"I get a cold shiver down my spine every time that happens."
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"I just realized. What if one time, I don't change back?"
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"Back to my old self. Everything is still as messed up as it was before."
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"Am I ok? Is everything normal?"
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"I don't quite remember what happened. Did anyone see what I did?"
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.


"You know, I've felt kind of indestructible when I was like that."
— Said randomly after returning from Beast Mode.

"This must unlock something."
— Upon picking up the Summoning Key


"Is this important? It looks important."
— Upon picking up the Summoning Key


"Can't say I've always seen eye-to-eye with the law."
— After picking up the Badge


"ou don't need to be Einastein to realize it belongs to a champion. Which rules out Floyd."
— After picking up the Belt


"This is just where I ended up. Not at the top, but not at the bottom."
— Upon entering the Black Lace Burlesque.


"Ah well, he was a no-good sleezeball anyway."
— After completing the ritual in the Black Lace Burlesque


"WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Is that it? Are we, like, completely doomed now!?"
— After opening the Pack-a-Punch portal.

"I'm a fast reader... (rapidly) Bla, bla, bla, bla... For two millenias, the Keepers kept the forces of darkness at bay. That power is always dormant, just waiting to be awoken. Just as it was on the battlefields of the Great War."
— After reading the book in Nero's Workshop


"Okay... Are we absolutely sure the Keepers are the good guys?"
— After initiating step 5 of the Easter Egg


"I am through listening to you!"
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"You should know by now. I don't ever give up..."
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"Keep talking... You're gonna be eating those words soon enough."
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"I don't kneel, for anyone."
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"I can't wait to wipe that smile up your smug face - assuming you actually have a face."
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg


"I think you're overstating our role in all this."
— In response to the Shadow Man during Step 5 of the Easter Egg

"What can I say? I've had worse."
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"Nothin' like a little dutch courage."
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"I hope that wasn't poison."
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"Woo! That's got a little kick to it!"
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola


"Oof...I think I can feel something."
— After buying a Perk-a-Cola

"Mmm... This is actually pretty good."
— When eating a GobbleGum

Shadow Man[]

"You bear the mark, you are cursed! You must place your hand upon the stone!"
— Said at the beginning of a match.


"You have blood on your hands, it cannot be cleansed! Your sins have allowed others to tear their way into your world."
— Said at the beginning of round 2-3


"Your world, as it was, is still here. It's shifted slightly, wrenched from its rightful place. Many of the souls, who inhabited it, have succumbed to the... darkness. They are echoes of themselves, trapped in a fractured shadow of reality."
— Said at the beginning of round 2-3


"They are coming. They have already corrupted this world with their twisted malfeasance. YOU are chosen, YOU are marked, YOU are cursed!"
— Said at the beginning of round 2-3


"Only by invoking the beast, can you find the items you need. You must explore the... unexplored."
— Said at the beginning of round 3.


"Why did you kill?"
— Said at the beginning of round 5-8.


"You must confess."
— Said at the beginning of round 5-8.


"I can only help you if you confess. Only through acceptance can the mark be removed."
— Said at the beginning of round 5-8.

"The Summoning Key is the most powerful artifact in this, or any other dimension."
— Upon obtaining the Summoning Key.


"In your mortal hands, you now hold the Summoning Key. You cannot imagine its power, guard it with your life."
— Upon obtaining the Summoning Key.


"The journey has began. We may yet returned the world to its correct alignment."
— Upon obtaining the Summoning Key.


"These are our TRUE enemies!"
— Said upon the first spawn of the Keepers.


"We must hurry! The Keepers seek to hasten the collapse of the dimensions."
— Said upon killing the Keepers for the first time.


"This...is a room of secrets. Do you know what I speak of?"
— When the player enters Nero's Landing for the first time.


"The Ruby Rabbit. Each of you knows this place. What does it mean to you?"
— When the player enters The Ruby Rabbit for the first time.


"The boxing gym. Is this room...familiar to you?"
— When the player enters the boxing gym for the first time.


"The Burlesque. More than any other place in this city, your paths have crossed here."
— When the player enters the Burlesque for the first time.


"A ritual must be performed... a sacrifice must be made... bring me item that links you to the other world."
— Said upon picking up the items.


"Here we go! The ritual now commences!"
— When a ritual begins for the first time.


"Your sacrifice has been chosen."
— When a ritual begins.


"The worm must be taken to the sacred place, only then will you have the means to repel the unearthly horde. Four must be collected, only then can we prevent the destruction of your world."
— Said upon acquiring the first gateworm.


"Complete the ritual! The gateworm's energy must be released!"
— Upon entering the Pack-a-Punch area.


"Your services to the overlords is appreciated. Our complete assimilation of this dimension will now... Proceed."
— Upon completing the 5th ritual.


"(Sigh)... Your efforts are as insignificant as your very existence"
— During the easter-egg.


"Your world belongs to us, the process cannot be reversed!"
— During the easter-egg.


"Why do you persist? Do you not see the futility of your efforts?"
— During the easter-egg.


"Accept your fate and kneel before your new masters."
— During the easter-egg.


"You have lived beyond your usefulness, your only purpose now... is to suffer."
— During the easter-Egg


"Does the guilt haunt you? It should. You are the ones responsable for everything that are transpired."
— During the easter-egg


"How could this be?! This was NOT what was foretold in the prophecies!"
— Upon initiating the 6th step of the easter-egg.


"WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU ARE BUT MORTALS! AARRRGGGG!!!"
— About to be trapped inside the summoning key.


Multiple Character Conversations[]

Floyd Campbell & Jack Vincent[]

Vincent: Hey Floyd! I was at the fight last week. You messed him up good, you fucking animal.
Campbell: There's a little more to it than that, but I appreciate it.
Vincent: C'mon, you're in the fight game. You know how this works. Debts. They always have to be paid.
Campbell: You're saying we're here because we owe a debt?
Vincent: It's survival of the fittest. I don't know about you, but I don't think Magic Man and Twinkle Tits are gonna make it.
Campbell: Ehh, I'm looking out for number one, know what I'm sayin'? I don't have a problem with anyone... unless they get in my way.
Vincent: C'mon, we gotta be realistic here. These two morons are only slowing us down. How about, we team up and uh, *whistles*. C'mon, you know?
Campbell: You wanna take them out of the game? That's your business. Told you before, I'm looking out for myself. There's no easy way of getting out of this. He told us right from the start. We bear the mark. We are cursed.
Vincent: Curses? I don't believe in fucking curses. We make our own destiny. There's gotta be a way to get out of this nightmare!

Jessica Rose & Floyd Campbell[]

Jessica: You're so ugly, I almost thought you were one of them. Do me a favor, and stay the Hell away from me.
Campbell: Calm down, lady. Believe me. If I wanted to cause trouble, I could. Right now, I couldn't give two bits what you think... You seem friendly with the magician. Does he... know something about what's going on?
Jessica: He's a "child of privilege"!... He barely knows how to wipe his own ass. Word to the wise, you might wanna look out for our detective friend. I think he's ready to sell you out.
Campbell: Vincent? He's no friend of mine. I wouldn't trust that crooked piece of garbage if he swore on his mother's life... So what's your story? You seem kinda like the odd one out here. Or have you got blood on your hands too?
Jessica: I have only ever done what I needed to protect myself. If this is about getting us to say sorry, then someone's in for a disappointment.
Campbell: You don't care about what happens to anyone but yourself, do ya?
Jessica: You're right. And that makes me exactly the same as the rest of you.

Nero Blackstone & Floyd Campbell[]

Nero: Say, you-you're clearly a man of formidable physical strength. Perhaps your skills, could complement my intellect?
Campbell: I think I'd rather you just kept your distance, pal. Can't say I'm too keen on theatrical types.
Nero: I can't imagine a man such as yourself is able to comprehend the implications of, of this... inter-dimensional convergence.
Campbell: Don't go thinking your fancy words confuse me. I know what all this means. I know why we're here.
Nero: So, my pugilistic friend, why do you think this is happening? I'd love to hear the opinion of a, uh, blue-collar guy.
Campbell: You wanna know what I think? I think we're being punished. I think all of this is happening because we're bad people.
Nero: He told us we have blood on our hands. That's what you were talking about when you said we were being punished, right?
Campbell: The way I see it, we each ended up on this Shadow guy's naughty list. And I don't think there's a way to change that.
Nero: Do you think we need to repent, possibly to somehow, make amends for our past misdeeds?
Campbell: Nah. I don't think we're ever gonna make amends. I think we're better off just embracing our darker side.

Jessica Rose & Nero Blackstone[]

Nero: Hey, so uh, I-I like your show. Uhm, I'm also a theatrical performer, "The Amazing Nero". Uhh, maybe you've heard of me?
Jessica: I haven't. Just keep your distance, ok? I haven't quite figured you out yet.
Nero: Say, I hope you don't mind me saying, uhm, but for some reason... you kinda remind me of my wife. Isn't that interesting? But, uh, you're nicer, of course, and less dead.
Jessica: If you think I'm nice, you really don't know me well at all. So don't be getting any ideas. You get too close, and I'll hurt you real bad.
Nero: You know, clearly the whole world has gone completely insane. We may be better off, you and I, if we work together. Uhh, you know, maybe it's the others they really want.
Jessica: Why do you act like you know something I don't?
Nero: Well, uh, I wish that were true, but I don't think I'm sure of anything more than you are.
Jessica: Look, this is a bad situation. You seem to be the only one who has any clues what's happening to us!
Nero: I think we may have to work together if we have any chance of getting out of this.
Jessica: You'll scratch my back if I scratch yours, is that what you're saying?... I'll get back to you on that.

Jack Vincent & Jessica Rose[]

Vincent: Listen, sweet tits, I know who you are. I know what you do. I'd trust you about as far as I could piss in a hurricane.
Jessica: I know who you are too... A crooked cop with more bad habits than he could deal with.
Vincent: You know you're not gonna get far on your own. Stick with me and you might have a chance.
Jessica: I don't rely on anyone, Detective. Least of all, a dirty cop who will double-cross me at the first opportunity.
Vincent: So, this fucking Magic Man, do you think he knows something we don't? This shit seems right up his alley.
Jessica: Oh, Detective, are you really so naive? Nero's about as "magic" as my left cheek!... Are you still looking to make alliances, Detective? I'm thinking, maybe I could do worse than team up with you.
Vincent: I knew you'd come around. You're a lot better off with me than the meathead or the conjurer.
Jessica: You know I'd really appreciate it if... you would stay close and... watch my back, hmm?
Vincent: Oh, you know I will, honey. Even though I know you'll stab mine first chance you get.

Nero Blackstone & Jack Vincent[]

Vincent: Hey! Magic Man! You got something to do with all of this? One of your spells go wrong or something?
Nero: No, I'm an illusionist, I-I deal in misdirection and theatrics. This, this is uh, well, this is something else... This seems familiar. I, I think I read about something like this, in a book.
Vincent: Wh-what book?
Nero: This is an inter-dimensional convergence. Other galaxies, other realities are bleeding into our own.
Vincent: So, you're talking about some book like it might explain all this?
Nero: Uh, yes Detective, I've read many books, but uh, forgive me if I don't remember the precise details of one specific book.
Vincent: You know what, shitbag? I'm starting to think you got no more idea what's happening than the rest of us.
Nero: I never claimed absolute knowledge, Detective, only... speculated. Like a, uh, positive theory... Detective! Detective? Are you avoiding me? You don't want to seem to talk.
Vincent: Know what? Why don't you just back the fuck off? I'm starting to get the feeling that you might be the fucking jinx!

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