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This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the third Nazi Zombies map Shi No Numa.

Tank Dempsey Edit

"Die again, maggot sacks!"
— After getting a kill.
"Take a napalm bath!"
— After getting a flamethrower kill.
"Don't fuck with a Marine!"
— Killing a zombie that hit him or got very close.
"Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"
— After getting a multi-kill.
"I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"
— Usually after getting a knife kill, sometimes other ways.
"You freakin' stink!"
— After killing a zombie with the knife.
"I'm not your C-Rations!"
— Usually after getting a knife kill on an enemy who hit him.
"You can't keep a marine down."
— After being revived.
"Just another day of kicking ass."
— After killing a zombie.
"I'll cook your soul!"
— After getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
"Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"
— After getting a headshot.
"Lead to the head, baby!"
— After getting a headshot.
"Fuckin' A, that was a good shot!"
— After getting a headshot.
"I'll swallow your soul!"
— After knifing a zombie.
"Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"
— After killing a zombie that has recently hit him.
"He's a lot prettier without a head!"
— After getting a headshot
"Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"
— After knifing a zombie.
"Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"
— After knifing a zombie.
"I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"
— After turning on an electric barrier.
"Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"
— After killing the zombie that hit him.
"It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"
— After killing multiple zombies.
"Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"
— After killing a zombie that had hit.
"That was BADASS!"
— After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"What... Are they gonna put a music easter egg in every map now?!"
— After activating "The One".
"I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..."
— After shooting red meteor in storage area.

"I'm out of gun juice!"
— After running out of ammo
"Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."
— After running out of ammo.
"Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!"
— When out of ammo.

" Son of a bitch."
— Starting a Hellhound round.
"The Devil's dogs, heh, no match for the U.S. Marines."
— Starting a Hellhound round (Reference to the Marines' nickname, the Devil Dogs.)
"(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"
— Starting a Hellhound round.
"Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"
— Starting a Hellhound round.

"What the hell's a Wonder Waffle?"
— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"FUCKING teddy bear!"
— After receiving the Teddy Bear from a Mystery Box.
"Those freakbags are gonna eat lead and die."
— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.
"Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"
— After getting the teddy bear.
"One shot, one kill."
— After receiving the .357 Magnum. (Reference to the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare mission, One Shot, One Kill.)
"Heavy weaponry, ha ha, a real man's toy."
— After getting any fully automatic weapon out of the mystery box.
"Six shots, six kills"
— Upon getting the .357 Magnum.
"Oorah."
— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box
"They say I have an electrifying personality, I guess they were right."
— Upon getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery box.
"The perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"
— After getting an MG out of the Mystery box.
"Just got no luck."
— After getting Molotov Cocktail or M1911 out of the Mystery box.
"I know you ain't laughing at me, motherfucker!"
— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.
"Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"
— After getting a .357 Magnum, a reference to the film Dirty Harry.
"This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"
— After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box.
"I don't know who Ray is, but his gun is rip!"
— After getting the Ray Gun.
"Lead is gonna fly, and heads are gonna roll!"
— After obtaining any machine gun.
"Draw, motherfuckers!"
— After getting the .357 Magnum from the Mystery box.
"I wonder if I can make this fully automatic."
— After getting a PTRS-41.
"Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."
— After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.
"I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"
— When the Mystery box moves.

"Damn, I need to kill more freakbags first."
— After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"
— After the Nuke power up is obtained.
"Time to kill!"
— After achieving an Insta-Kill.
"Yeah, that's right!"
— After achieving Max Ammo.

"I wish i could to meet the chick who sang that jingle."
— After getting Juggernog.
"Ugh. Tastes like fish."
— After getting Quick Revive Soda.
"Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."
— After getting Speed Cola.
"What the hell is a Root Beer shelf?"
— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.
"Max ammo machine, ah genius"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"
— After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.
"Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day."
— After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo
"You could have just put a smoke in his eye!"
— After witnessing a kill by Takeo, a possible reference to the beginning of "Semper Fi"
"Lucky shot, Richtofen."
— After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.
"I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."
— After witnessing a kill by Takeo

Nikolai Belinski Edit

"Stay away from my Vodka!"
— After killing a zombie.
"Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"
— After killing a zombie (Reference to Rasputin, a Russian man who was poisoned, shot several times, and thrown into an icy river and lived.)
"Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"
— After shooting a zombie in the head.
"I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk."
— Shoot a zombie in the head.
"Get out my fucking way!"
— Killing a zombie at close range.
"What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"
— After running out of ammo.
"Blood is such a pretty color."
— After killing a zombie.
"Blood! Gore! Sinew! Bones! Organs! Pulmonary systems!"
— After killing a zombie
"I will paint red square with their blood!"
— After killing zombies.
"Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"
— After killing a zombie
"Back off, mister."
— After killing a zombie at close range.
"How dare you touch me!"
— After killing a zombie that recently hit him.
"Back to hell, Satan's minions!"
— After killing a zombie.
"I'm coming for you, Lucifer!"
— After getting mutiple kills.

"Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"
— Start of Hellhound round.
"I hear some angry fucking dogs."
— Just before the beginning of a Hellhound round.

"Oh shit, this fucking box."
— After receiving a teddy bear from the mystery box
"Reminds me of the wild wild east."
— After obtaining the .357 Magnum.
"My daughter always loved that fucking Teddy bear!"
— After receiving the Teddy Bear.
"This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"
— After receiving the PPSh-41 from the Mystery Box
"Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"
— After getting any type of shotgun.
"I will fry those undead pigs!"
— After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.
"In Russia, I kill bear 10 times your size!"
— After getting Teddy Bear in Mystery Box.
"Fast, strong, deadly, accurate, like my weapon!"
— After getting an MG.
"Vasili would be proud!"
— After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.
"Time to pay the Piper."
— After getting a shotgun.
"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"
— When attempting to buy something without enough points.
"I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."
— After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.
"Why do we not share the points?"
— After attempting to buy something without enough points.
"That Teddy Bear is laughing at me!"
— When getting the Teddy Bear.
"I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"
— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Another music Easter egg, I like this."
— After activating the telephone.
"I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."
— After shooting at the meteorite.

"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"
— When out of ammo.
"I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."
— After running out of ammo.
"Out of ammo! I'll have to kill them with my breath."
— After running out of ammo.

"Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"
— When the Nuke power-up is obtained.
"Just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."
— After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.
"I feel like dirty Capitalist!"
— After picking up Double Points.

"Revive Soda!"
— After drinking Quick Revive Soda.
"An ammo machine, what a brilliant idea"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."
— After Takeo kills lots of zombies.
"Very good American you may sniff my vodka."
— After seeing Dempsey get a headshot.
"Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."
— After being revived.

Takeo MasakiEdit

"You will not dine on the honorable!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"Stay back!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"Your blood will RAIN on me!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"Dead flesh will not kill the living!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"Never again, will you taste our flesh!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"Die, you diseased dog!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"I will kill you all!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
"The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"His head is no more!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"It never saw its fate."
— Upon getting a headshot.
"You have felt my power!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"It cannot eat if it no longer has a head!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
" I will STRIKE the head of evil!"
— Upon getting a headshot!
"Its head is no more!"
— Upon getting a headshot!
"So sad, he didn't die slower."
— Upon getting a headshot.
"That was an impressive shot"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"Today you will die!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
"I will not have my flesh consumed!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
"I will not succumb to you!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
"BANZAI!!!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"I have banished many!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"The blood of the fallen is fuel for the honorable!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"I am not done yet!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"They WILL fall again!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"You will be buried!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"For the emperor!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"It's too bad you didn't die more slowly!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.
"DIE!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.
"Shi-Ne!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion. "Shi-Ne" means "die" in English.
"You have been shattered into pieces!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.
"Your evil here no more!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.
"Your existence is no longer!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"The emperor would be pleased!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"Time for you to depart the realm of the living!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"Flesh becomes vapour!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
"I will make you all DUST!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
"May your ashes bless the Earth!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
"Life is for ONE generation!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
"Let what is past BEGONE!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
"You will be purified by fire!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower
"RAAAAAAAGH!!!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower
"BURN!!!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower
"May you burn for a thousand year!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower
"Your corpses will become ash!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower

"These hounds have no bite!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"They will fall as fast as their cousins!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"I am not afraid of death... or undeath!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"The dogs will FEAR the honorable!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"They have been exterminated!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.
"The death of a thousand fools makes not one smart man!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.
"Unclean beasts!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.
"Die, hounds of the dishonorable!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.
"We must all die... Today, it was your turn! Ha-ha!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.

"I require ammunition!"
— When low on ammo.
"I am almost out of 'munitions!"
— When low on ammo.
"My weapon cannot continue to fire without rounds!"
— When low on ammo.
"My weapon is out of ammunition!"
— When low on ammo.
"Need ammunition!"
— When low on ammo.
"I will take them down with my bare hands!"
— When out of ammo.
"I have no ammunitions!"
— When out of ammo.
"I will rush in and take them all with me!"
— When out of ammo.
"I have no ammo left!"
— When out of ammo.
"I am out of ammo!"
— When out of ammo.
"I need ammo!"
— When out of ammo!

"I have found an Easter egg of honor."
— After activating the telephone.
"This rock, it is not of this place."
— After shooting at the meteorite.

"The Americans did something right."
— After getting the .357 Magnum.
"We will dig many graves!"
— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.
"For the Emperor!"
— After obtaining a Machine Gun.
"Six bullets. Six dead zombie!"
— After receiving a Magnum Revolver from the box.
"I require more money."
— After attempting to buy something without enough points.
"Challenged by a little bear...I accept."
— After getting the teddy bear from the random weapon box.
"The box will reappear, exactly where it is supposed to."
— After Getting a Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.
"A foolish notion that what is, will always be."
— After getting the Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.
"Perhaps the box, does not exist at all..."
— After Mystery Box disappears.
"A teddy bear...with the heart of a dragon"
— After getting a teddy bear.
"I am most displeased."
— After getting a Molotov Cocktail from the Mystery Box.
"I am blessed by Raiden!"
— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (Raiden is the name of the Japanese god of thunder).

"The Emperor has given us a bounty of ammo!"
— After picking up a Max Ammo.

"Mmm... This taste a little like sushi!"
— After getting Quick Revive Soda.
"Reminds me of the o-o-old West."
— After getting Double Tap Root Beer.
"Speed Cola... is honorable."
— After getting Speed Cola.
"Ah, this is a present from the emperor!"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Nice shooting!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.
"You improve your honor with such precision!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.
"They will fall before your honor, Richtofen!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.
"Very good shooting!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.
"Aiming is a virture bestowed only upon the honorable!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.
"Lucky shot, Russian pig!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.
"You only hit it because you were blessed with my honor!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.
"That was a lucky shot!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.
"A headshot is easy, if the target wishes death!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.
"Your aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.
"Fuck, you will pay!"
— After being revived.
"My death would have been honorable!"
— After being revived.

"There is good Japanese design here."
— After activating the Flogger.

Edward Richtofen Edit

"Haha! He cries as he burns."
— After killing a zombie with the flamethrower.
"His head is gone! How beautiful!"
— After scoring a headshot.
"His head exploded! Such Joy!"
— After getting a headshot.
"I do not like killing dogs."
— Before the Hellhounds come.
"Poor puppies, they know no better."
— When Hellhounds appear.
"Get out of my way, schweinhund!"
— After killing a zombie.
"WANT MORE BLOOD!"
— After killing a zombie.
"He tried to kiss me!"
— After being hit by a zombie.
"That's what you get for touching the Doctor."
— After killing a zombie that just hit him.
"Let us drown in their agony!"
— After killing a zombie
"Poof! You're gone."
— After killing a zombie destructively
"I'm so happy! Thank you!"
— After killing lots of zombies
"Do you hear it? Talking to me?"
— After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"This is much better than my Hitler Youth knife!"
— After killing a zombie with a knife

"I have no more bullets to cure my patients!"
— When out of ammo.
"AMMO FOR THE DOCTOR!"
— When out of ammo.
"All I have left is my knife, but that means BLOOD!"
— When out of ammo.

"It's not the Wunderwaffe DG-2 but it will work."
— After getting a Ray Gun out of the Mystery box.
"(maniacal laughter)"
— After getting a PPSh-41 out of the Mystery box.
"NO! THE VOICES! STOP!"
— After obtaining a shotgun
"I will watch their heads explode!"
— After receiving the PTRS-41 from the Mystery box.
"Ahh, my old friend! How I have missed you!"
— After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.
"The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!"
— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"What? Shizen!"
— After getting the teddy bear from the Mystery box.
"NO! I am angry now!"
— When he gets the teddy bear from the Mystery box.
"The box of pleasure mocks me!"
— After receiving the teddy bear from the Mystery Box.

"I don't need to get paid for this pleasure!"
— After achieving Double-Points
"WATCH! Watch the beautiful FIRE!"
— After getting the Nuke.

"I feel like DANCING!"
— After obtaining Speed Cola.
"A ammo machine what a wunderbar idea!"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!"
— After shooting at the meteorite.

"I do not like you Dempsey you do not love pain."
— After Dempsey kills a zombie.
"The Doctor is not impressed Yankee Joe!"
— After Dempsey kills a zombie.
"Good work, Nikolai."
— After Nikolai kills a zombie.
"Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you."
— After witnessing a kill by Nikolai.
"It means so little to you. Disgusting!"
— After Dempsey kills a zombie
"Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue."
— After being revived.
"I'm back to cause more pain!"
— After getting revived.

"This looks like something I would build!"
— After turning on the Flogger.

Demonic Announcer Edit

"Ka-Boom!"
— After getting nuke power-up.
"Max Ammo!"
— After getting Max Ammo power-up.
"Insta-Kill!"
— After getting Insta-Kill.
"Double Points!"
— After getting Double Points.
"Carpenter!"
— After getting the carpenter drop.
"Bye Bye!"
— After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box.
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"
— When Hellhounds appear. (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)
"[Demonic Laughing]"
— When the Teddy Bear appears
"[Demonic Laughter]"
— After "activating" the bookshelf in the Doctors Quarter

Imperial Zombies Edit

Note that Zombie speech usually comes across as little more than a screech/howl.

"No!"
— Upon trying to hit the player through a barricade
"Yes!"
— Upon breaking through a barricade
"Sam!"
— Upon a Zombie attacking, possibly referring to Samantha.
"Damn!"
— If another Zombie is killed.

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