|"Yeah, I'm cuttin' through history class now!"
|Appears in||The Vet & The n00b|
- "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FUCKER!"
- — The n00b
The n00b is a character in The Vet & The n00b. His weapons are the M4A1 with ACOG and the M203 Grenade Launcher, SCAR-L w/ ACOG, the M60E4, a RPG-7, and a P99 suppressed with Grenades and a Throwing Knife and was taught by The Vet how to fight. He is portrayed by Jonah Hill.