The Goal Edit
Prove to the world that people who play Call of Duty aren't completely retarded.
I understand that this is an uphill battle, and things like the Answers Wiki are always going to exist. However, the Wiki itself is presented to the public for all to see, and is more riddled with grammer and spelling errors than a 3rd Grader's essay on Aesthetic Relativism.
I wouldn't have a profile at all if not for the absolutely abhorrent practice of locking an article from edits, despite such obvious and inexcusable mistakes as misspelling a word in the first goddamn paragraph.
And thus begins the completely futile effort of cleansing this Wiki of stupid errors, abysmal writing styles, and really, really dumb supposition in Trivia sections.
Oh, by the way, if you happen to be a gun owner, feel free to contact me. I'm not ashamed to say that Call of Duty was the first thing that piqued my interest about firearms and how they work, and I'm always happy to talk to gentlemen who spend as much time at the range as I do.