So...I was reading my cousin's Facebook page and he had something that said:
I woke up just then...and my hand was swollen, I have finally managed to impregnate my hand!
And (Don't yell at me for saying the next one, my cousin did):
Canada, where Goergians meet poles....
Then there was a conversation between to friends:
Dude... this movie is going to be shithouse
Jesus, don't blame me... I made sure your arse was in the movie.
Then my science teacher today:
Sir, have you printed off the page for me yet?
No, Tegan, I haven't.
Sir, you're lazy.
Dems fighting words, Jacinta.
Which begs the question: What is the weirdest thing you've over heard?