Goddamn it, I was joking.
Hey guys, I'm here to promote my group. It's the Anti-Akimbo Model 1887 group.
Reason: After playing 25-ish matches of FFA, there were AT LEAST 50 people using akimbo Model 1887s. They pretty much just ran around with Lightweight, Marathon, and Commando, and just kept blasting their boomsticks and going 50/2 and Nuking everyone.
Seriously, those guns need a NERF.
So yeah, anyone wanna join?