I'm not too sure if this has been posted already, but I came across it randomly searching the web, and I almost died laughing because I fall under a few of the categories.. Especially the one talking about when people in my house walk in front of the t.v >.<
1 - You see a plane in the sky and instinctively reach for your Stinger missile.
2 - You have the königgrätzer marsch as your ringtone.
3 - When walking the streets you can't help but strafe around corners, crouch behind cars and run for cover whenever you see a helicopter or low flying plane. You also regularly check windows and the horizon for snipers.
4 - When speaking to friends you say "I'm Oscar-Mike" to let them know you're on your way. And you think nothing of using the words "tango", "x-ray", "hitman-actual" and "UAV" in every day conversation.
5 - You know your kill to death ratio and weapon accuracy off the top of your head across all three Call of Duty games and have a stat trackers installed on your phone or PC. And heaven forbid anyone else ever tries to every play using your account - their life would not be worth living. In fact the game is less about having fun and more about comparing the size of your e-penis with that of your friends.
6 - You've forfeited sex with your girlfriend because you didn't want to break your hot streak of victories.
7 - You've been kept awake all night because you can't help but play imaginary games over and over. In fact you probably once had your best ever round where you were 37/5 and then came to, disappointed that it wasn't real.
8 - You regularly suffer from 'CoD claw' which you believe to be an officially recognised medical condition. Sufferers feel an incessant aching in their trigger fingers and wrists and struggle to straighten their hooked digits.
9 - You've experienced 'CoD Rage' and lambasted a loved one for daring to walk in front of the TV or speak to you mid-game. You've also berated someone for daring to use the internet mid-game, thus making your game unplayable and lowering your overall kill to death ratio.
10 - You're insanely OCD about your gaming setup. You have to sit dead centre on the gaming sofa with adequate neck and back support. Your joypad's batteries have to be fully charged, in fact brand new joypads are always preferable. And if any one single thing is out of place, your gaming mojo is lost and you just know you'll never get a kill streak above 2.
One I heard: When you see a helicopter fly by, you think to yourself "7-kill streak" xD
Can you think of anymore signs?!
Post em' ^.^