It's been a while.
What should be Slav's initiation into the admin guild?
How many Callofduty4s could a Callofduty4 Callofduty4 if a Callofduty4 could Callofduty4 Callofduty4s?
Looks like the War Room is becoming active again. Who do we thank?
How much aid should we send to Battlefield Wiki?
What happened to IRC?
Is Ghosts any good? No seriously, I have no idea.
How evil is Reddit?
Musician of the century
You slowly draw open your eyes to darkness. Where am I? You feel around the floor a bit and come to the reasonable conclusion that you are in a closet. But this is no closet of yours, you think. I can't even fit in my closet, you think. You must be somewhere else. But where? You didn't go to any parties last night... nooo, you don't even go to parties. You couldn't have gotten drunk yourself because you're flat broke. What was it you had for dinner? Oh right, veggie lasagna. That shit was bangin. Anyway, you try to stand up but hit your head on the ceiling. You recoil in pain--and then you notice. There's something heavy on your leg. A ring; some sort of trap. It's metal. It's cold. It's keeping you locked to the coat rack. A bead of sweat rolls down your brow and across your cheek. Where the hell are you? You release a quiet whimper, along the lines of a plea for help. No response. You try to look out of the slats in the door but the angle of things in the room prevents a good picture. Help! you cry, to no avail. You cry out again, and again, and once more, but you start to lose hope. Could this really be the end? Not likely, but you're scared anyway. Suddenly, as if to respond to the optimism, a door in the room outside the closet creaks open. A footstep. Two. Three. Closer. Breathing. Sweating. He know's you're there. He put you there. He slides his slimy hand on the doorknob and you cringe into the corner. You hear locks unlatch. A zipper pulled down. Your eyes are as wide as saucers but you still can't see anything. The door opens. A silhouette. A hand on your shoulder. A light! A face. Sam's face. Sam, the bureaucrat. Guess he really is crazy.
Hope you like them. Joe Copp 11:38, November 20, 2013 (UTC)