Inspired by Murphy's Law of BC2 and MW2. Now comes Murphy's Law of Black Ops, where anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
- Friendly fire - isn't.
- Recoilless rifles - aren't.
- Suppressive fire - won't.
- Whenever you call in a SAM Turret, it will be shot down by the enemy SAM Turret.
- Your Tomahawk will always miss.
- The enemy's Tomahawk will always hit you.
- The noobiest player will always bankrupt you.
- Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
- When in doubt, spray.
- The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
Feel free to post your own.