Inspired by Murphy's Law of BC2 and MW2. Now comes Murphy's Law of Black Ops, where anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

  1. Friendly fire - isn't.
  2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.
  3. Suppressive fire - won't.
  4. Whenever you call in a SAM Turret, it will be shot down by the enemy SAM Turret.
  5. Your Tomahawk will always miss.
  6. The enemy's Tomahawk will always hit you.
  7. The noobiest player will always bankrupt you.
  8. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
  9. When in doubt, spray.
  10. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

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