- Your sleep pattern has been affected by playing Cod
- When your dad says were going camping, you yell "NOOOOO"
- You try to pull out a Stinger when you see a low flying plane
- You run away from dogs
- You have missed several social events to play Cod
- You've played hooky several times to play CoD
- When you can fill up a garbage bag of controllers you've thrown against the wall in anger
- You can magically go for 18 hours without eating, peeing, crapping or blinking
- Your only friends are the ones on your friends list
- All noise except in-game sounds become blocked off
- You have every gold gun
- Your vocabulary has been lowered to "noob", "legit" and "hacker"
- You spend all your free time playing cod
- You dont have any free time because all your time is spent playing cod
- You hate it when your controller dies because you have to stop playing to get new batteries
- Your room is Cod themed
- The only clothes in your closet are a ghillie suit, a Captain Price hat and a juggernaut mask
- You randomly do 360s in the hallways at school
- You have all the achievements in every cod game
- You attended Soap's funeral
- You'd rather starve to death than pause your round 38 Ascension game to get a snack
- The only time you leave the house is when you're going over to a friends house to play Cod
- You say your going to join the Marines, but end up playing Cod some more
- You read this whole thing
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