Mr. Raptor Jesus

aka The Courier

  • I live in New Vegas, Mojave Wasteland, NCR
  • I was born on April 11
  • My occupation is Mercenary, Courier, Scavenger, and Weapons Collector
  • I am Male
  • Mr. Raptor Jesus

    Welcome to Call of Farce, my new blog dedicated to Call of Duty humor. So, lets start with shotguns. MW2 shotguns to be specific. Let's start with the SPAS-12. Who doesn't like this spunky motherfucker? BOOM chick chick BOOM! Chick chick BOOM! Who hasn't abused the range of this weapon? You can lay a guy out in one shot at midrange with that thing! Who needs a primary weapon, give me my boomstick! Its so godly, they didn't need any attachments on it. FMJ, grip, the sights, fucking useless! Infinity Ward musta just said to themselves, holy shit we made this shotgun so badass we don't even need any attachm

    ents! We'll put 'em there for show, but fuck it, nothing can really make it any more badass than it already is! By the way, its a secondary…

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  • Mr. Raptor Jesus

    D- Damage

    ROF- Rate of Fire

    Pen- Penetration

    R- Range

    A- Accuracy

    Rel- Reload Time

    Mag- Magizne size

    Ext S/l- Extremely Short/ low

    S/l- short/low

    M- medium

    L/H- Long/high

    Ext H/ Ext L- Extremely high/long

    *- New to MW series

    **- New to CoD in general

    SCAR-H: MHD, lROF, HPen, MR, HA, MLRel, full auto, Mag 25

    ACR: MD, MROF, lPEN, LR, HA, MRel, Full auto, Mag 30

    AK-103: MHD, MHROF, MHPEN, MR, MlA, MSRel, full auto, Mag 35 ** (modern AK-47)

    QBZ-95: HD, MlROF, HPEN, MlR, MHA, MRel, full auto, Mag 30 ** (bullpup)

    M16A4: HD, HROF, MHPEN, HLR, HA, MRel, 3 round burst, Mag 20

    FN FAL: HD, ExtlROF, MHPEN, LR, HA, MRel, Semi-auto, Mag 25

    F2000: MD, HROF, MPEN, MR, MlA, MRel, full-auto, Mag 30 (bullpup)

    Vektor CR-21: MlD, HROF, lPEN, LR, HA, MRel, full-auto, Mag 35 ** (bul…

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