they say soap mactavish is so tough he can wipe out entire army's with his teeth
they say soap mactavish can catch bullets...with his butt-cheeks
despite common belife, price didn't slide his colt m1911 .45 to mactavish...he used the force and made it slide to him
they say under his mohawk is no head...just another mohawk
some say that he is actually a walking kitchen and has a knife rack in his chest
many believe the nuke in al-asad's capital was caused by al-asad but it was actually caused by mactavish's anger that treyarch were making COD 5
ok you know how this works. please don't use the old chuck norris ones try to be original. go for it!!!