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These damned philistines

I haven't mentioned it before, but I'm something of an intellectual (IQ of 137). However, I spend my days at school in torment. Why? The answer is simple - I have to share my class with a load of philistines and morons.

As you get older, you're meant to get smarter, however most of my fellow pupils' IQ seems to have gone down. I watch, aghast, as these... these plebians go into peals of laughter upon hearing the teacher say something that sounds like a swear-word, or hearing someone make a farting noise with their armpit, or some stupid comment made by another pupil. I am in despair by the end of the day.

Has anyone else had to put up with morons like these at school, or at work? Please, I need to feel like I'm not alone!

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