First of all: OFF TOPIC BLOG IS OFF TOPIC. And I really couldn't care less.
Chicago, Illinois, is known to be a notorious crime hotspot. Drug runners, pimps, and all that jazz. Now, the Chicago police are planning to crack down on these crimes, making it even harder for crooks to go about their dirty deeds.
And what did the crooks do?
Well, they found a rather novel solution - they held a press conference and complained about how the cops were making life harder for them.
Oh, yes. Really, what is the world coming to, when a man can't sell a gram of cocaine on a street corner without being arrested? Oh, that's utterly, utterly disgraceful. <SARCASTIC.>