From now on, I'm going to put up a list of "Top 5's". It can be several subjects, so feel free to post your suggestions. In episode one...

Top 5 Most Annoying Videogame Characters

.5 Steve Burnside (Resident Evil Code:Veronica)

A 17-year-old videogame character produced my a mainly japanese videogame company. Cue high-pitched voices, queer hair-cuts and an even more annoying boss fight. He made a perfectly enjoyable game absolutely annoying. The transvestite schizo didn't help either.

4. The Annoying Fan (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion)

Due to lack of shutting up, and complete cowardice, whenevr my UBAR 1337 warrior went to raid a cave, he'd continue to speak bullshit, distracting me and resulting in WTF PWNAGE for me. *Sigh* Fame is bad.

3. Sticky (Fallout 3)

For the same reasons as TAF

2. Ghost (Call of Duty :Modern Warfare 2)

"Ghost is Gaz!" "He's not dead" "Ghost eez 1337". Sentences like that make Ghost a pain, and the fact that he does ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL doesn't help. Neither does the voice. Or the skull balaclava, or the sunglasses, or the death by Shepherd.

1. The pre-pubescent kid with a microphone (Every game)

... Do I even need to explain this one?

Tune in some other time for more!