The Drunk American Patriot

  • The Drunk American Patriot

    Congress has agreed to go on the same cell phone plan to save money.

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  • The Drunk American Patriot

    Call of Duty 1

    Great you crashed the car, now what are- Elder

    Shut the hell up Private! Moody's response

    Call of Duty 2

    There is no better learning then fighting to surivive comrades- Letlev

    Call of Duty 3

    What happened to the Canuck?-Papa Jack

    Stupidity- Ulan

    Call of Duty 4

    Why'ja ya do it! Where did you get the bomb!- Price

    Call of Duty 5

    Look, they hang thier own cowards. Chernov, look at the flag you're holding!- Reznov

    Call of Duty 6
    Bloody Yanks! I thought they were the good guys-Ghost

    Ghost cut the chatter!- Soap

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