This blog is only here because I'm bored and I wanna see how many comments I get here, regardless of what they say (please don't be hurtful though). I think I'm just gonna say some really ironic phrases, followed by some real crappy Chuck Norris jokes. So, here I go.


I eat zombies for breakfeast.

The Titanic. Doesn't that say it all?

Definitely maybe.

Living dead.

Constant variable.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out alive.

Chuck Norris

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

(You'll like this one Redskin) Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris had a roll in the Star Wars movies. He was the Force.

Jesus Christ can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Conect 4 in only three moves.

What do you guys think?

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