What would you have done?

Ok, so we all know that Shepherd is the biggest dick in the whole CoD series so far, and he really did deserve the way he died. But what I wanna know is how would you kill him if you could chose his death? For me, I would drop a nuke on him, go staple his body back together after the radiation clears, teabag his dead body, throw his body in a cage, revive him, get to a safe distance, and hit a button that drops another nuke. After it goes off, I would turn around and walk away while the mushroom cloud is behind me, and I don't look back. What would you do?